Last Kiss by John Lustig

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  1. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, over 4 years ago

    I love this strip. If it didn’t exist, I would have had to invent it.

  2. aarken

    aarken said, over 4 years ago

    Perhaps Mother’s upset because “that slut” is your illegitimate half sister!

  3. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, over 4 years ago

    @aarken

    Maybe it’s Mother’s younger sister? Could also be illegitimate, of course.

  4. bdaverin

    bdaverin said, over 4 years ago

    Talk about keeping it in the family!

  5. Lewreader

    Lewreader said, over 4 years ago

    Hey Momma, don’t invite the kids for a weekend.

  6. coltish1

    coltish1 said, over 4 years ago

    Well, she found out Junior’s inheriting, so …

  7. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, over 4 years ago

    She must have found out that the son has more money than the father

  8. eepatt

    eepatt said, over 4 years ago

    @ghostkeeper: It reminds me of the song written by Shol Silverstein and performed so well by the late Steve Goodman and Jethro Burns “I’m My Own Grandpa”

    The song you are referring to is an old Hispanic folk song that I heard some 40 years ago, translated into English. Happy son tells his dad ’I’m gonna marry Rosella’. Dad sys ‘No Pablo, no. Rosella is your sister, but your mama don’t know.’ Same thing happens several times with Anna, Maria, etc. When Mom sees Pablo down and unhappy, and finds out why, she says go ahead and marry her, ‘because your papa ain’t your papa, but your papa don’t know."

  9. Norm from Georgia

    Norm from Georgia said, over 4 years ago

    “Like father, like son…

    Decisions, decisions…" thought N. D. Sysiff von Tramp

  10. Norm from Georgia

    Norm from Georgia said, over 4 years ago

    Good news, indeed, but not for the mother…

    For after putting up with his latest infidelity for as long as she could, she had just done in her husband in the next room. So, immediately upon hearing this “good” news, she had, through shock and remorse, a heart attack, and keeled over dead.

    Of course, being the sole heir, the son inherited the family fortune, as well as the girl, and all those still living are doing so, happily ever after.

    [I love happy endings…]

  11. prfesser

    prfesser said, over 4 years ago

    1. Son is a loser – get’s Dad’s left-overs.
    2. Mom’s a loser – the tramp is always going to be around, now.
    3. Dad’s a winner – sex with in-laws isn’t incest; son won’t complain about Dad’s frequent visits for fear he’d lose his inheritance; Dad doesn’t have to worry about paying her rent, etc.
    4. Tramp’s the biggest winner. She ends up with all the family’s money through extortion, inheritance and “service charges.”

  12. aircraft-engineer

    aircraft-engineer said, over 4 years ago

    and if they get divorced he can pay alimony – you know … that’s the screwing you GET for the screwing you GOT!

  13. JSFMIKE

    JSFMIKE said, over 4 years ago

    The only problem is…that girl he’s holding onto and kissing up a storm with, is his sister and her daughter. But that’s okay because Dad ain’t her dad and he don’t know it. And the Little Slut doesn’t know that the daughter is moving in with them after the wedding. So Sonny boy gets to play house with the wife and sister. But poor Mom has to put up with old Dad until everyone finds out he’s bi***ual. Then Mom’s happy because the new boy friend of Dad is also going to be her new boy friend. And..but… it goes on and on and on…

  14. rvonluchen

    rvonluchen said, over 4 years ago

    Usually the joke goes the other way, the woman dates the older richer man.

  15. polterbaer

    polterbaer said, over 4 years ago

    ..oh the foibles of a shallow gene pool. will they ever learn..

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