Last Kiss by John Lustig

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  1. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, over 5 years ago

    I love this strip. If it didn’t exist, I would have had to invent it.

  2. aarken

    aarken said, over 5 years ago

    Perhaps Mother’s upset because “that slut” is your illegitimate half sister!

  3. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, over 5 years ago


    Maybe it’s Mother’s younger sister? Could also be illegitimate, of course.

  4. bdaverin

    bdaverin said, over 5 years ago

    Talk about keeping it in the family!

  5. Lewreader

    Lewreader said, over 5 years ago

    Hey Momma, don’t invite the kids for a weekend.

  6. coltish1

    coltish1 said, over 5 years ago

    Well, she found out Junior’s inheriting, so …

  7. eepatt

    eepatt said, over 5 years ago

    @ghostkeeper: It reminds me of the song written by Shol Silverstein and performed so well by the late Steve Goodman and Jethro Burns “I’m My Own Grandpa”

    The song you are referring to is an old Hispanic folk song that I heard some 40 years ago, translated into English. Happy son tells his dad ’I’m gonna marry Rosella’. Dad sys ‘No Pablo, no. Rosella is your sister, but your mama don’t know.’ Same thing happens several times with Anna, Maria, etc. When Mom sees Pablo down and unhappy, and finds out why, she says go ahead and marry her, ‘because your papa ain’t your papa, but your papa don’t know."

  8. Norm from Georgia

    Norm from Georgia said, over 5 years ago

    “Like father, like son…

    Decisions, decisions…" thought N. D. Sysiff von Tramp

  9. Norm from Georgia

    Norm from Georgia said, over 5 years ago

    Good news, indeed, but not for the mother…

    For after putting up with his latest infidelity for as long as she could, she had just done in her husband in the next room. So, immediately upon hearing this “good” news, she had, through shock and remorse, a heart attack, and keeled over dead.

    Of course, being the sole heir, the son inherited the family fortune, as well as the girl, and all those still living are doing so, happily ever after.

    [I love happy endings…]

  10. aircraft-engineer

    aircraft-engineer said, over 5 years ago

    and if they get divorced he can pay alimony – you know … that’s the screwing you GET for the screwing you GOT!


    JSFMIKE said, over 5 years ago

    The only problem is…that girl he’s holding onto and kissing up a storm with, is his sister and her daughter. But that’s okay because Dad ain’t her dad and he don’t know it. And the Little Slut doesn’t know that the daughter is moving in with them after the wedding. So Sonny boy gets to play house with the wife and sister. But poor Mom has to put up with old Dad until everyone finds out he’s bi***ual. Then Mom’s happy because the new boy friend of Dad is also going to be her new boy friend. And..but… it goes on and on and on…

  12. rvonluchen

    rvonluchen said, over 5 years ago

    Usually the joke goes the other way, the woman dates the older richer man.

  13. polterbaer

    polterbaer said, over 5 years ago

    ..oh the foibles of a shallow gene pool. will they ever learn..

  14. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, over 5 years ago

    Old couple, married forever. Going to bed, he turns to her and sneers, “Good night, mother of 8.”
    She turns to him and sweetly replies, “Good night, father of none…..”

  15. gbwooden

    gbwooden GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago


    I would love to locate a recorded version of the original Hispanic folk song. Online search has come up empty.

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