Last Kiss by John Lustig

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  1. John Lustig

    John LustigGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Last Kiss Character Bio — Anna Rexia was born in Last Kiss, USA on April 1, 1990 and she officially weighed 6 lbs 9 ounces. However…

    “It’s not true!” sniffed Ms. Rexia. “If only I could go back in time. I could prove that I only weighed 6 lbs 2 ounces!

    “The nurse who weighed me was obviously jealous because I was so much cuter and slimmer than her. She had fat, horrible 7-ounce thumbs and I’m sure she snuck one of them onto the scale.

    “I’ve always been careful about my weight. At one point, I actually weighed less than nothing. Of course, my parents worried. A strong gust of wind–or rampaging squirrels–could easily carry me off.

    “So, every weekend when we went camping, they’d tie me to a big boulder to keep me safe. Sometimes I’d be safe for days. But then I’d get loose and find my way back home.”

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    A sad story for this young lady. She’d better eat just one lettuce leaf tomorrow.

  3. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, about 1 month ago

    Why doesn’t she quit feeling sorry for herself and just have a rib removed?

    Mmmm…ribs.

  4. one-non-blonde

    one-non-blonde said, about 1 month ago

    Sad commentary of the world today nailed by Mr. Lustig…did you see this Ralph Lauren??!!!

  5. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    When it comes to lovin’, a man wants a woman with enough to hold on to.
    Thin only looks good up to a point.

  6. cleokaya

    cleokayaGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    I like it when women give in to their desires.

    By the way LIndt has just introduced a dark chocolate and chili pepper bar.

  7. DorianKTB

    DorianKTB said, about 1 month ago

    A dark chocolate and chili pepper Lindt bar?! In the immortal words of Charles Laughton in WITNESS FOR THE PROSECUTION, “Is that really desirable?” (Granted, it’s funnier when you hear Laughton say it. :-))

  8. JFri

    JFri said, about 1 month ago

    GASP!!!!

  9. Bender_Sastre

    Bender_Sastre said, about 1 month ago

    Chocolate with chili: very good. Haven’t you ever seen “Chocolat”?

  10. John Lustig

    John LustigGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Speaking of spicy (food), one of the oddest desserts I ever ate was jalapeno ice cream. I was in San Diego for Comic-Con and I popped into an ice creamery (or whatever they’re called) and ordered a scoop in a sugar cone. It was strange, but actually pretty good. I went back the following year, but the place was out of business. So maybe jalapeno ice cream wasn’t a hit with anyone but me!

  11. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Chocolate with chili is excellent. I’ve had the Lindt bars, Cleo.

  12. FunnyDeeds

    FunnyDeeds said, about 1 month ago

    So ,this girl the Super Model was born in Last Kiss,USA. I believe I’ve been there–it is full of quirky comical characters–sometimes serious most times very funny and always entertaining…..

  13. 3hourtour

    3hourtour said, about 1 month ago

    ..sad thing that this is a true body image for allot of women…