Last Kiss by John Lustig

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  1. John Lustig

    John LustigGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Dear Mr. Last Kiss:
    I’m a philosophy major (It’s not like there are any jobs out there anyway!) and it’s really hard because I have to think a lot. And here’s one of the things I thought about: If a tree falls in a forest and you make love in the bushes and no one’s around can you still pretend you’re a virgin?
    I can’t decide. What do you think?
    –Slightly Pregnant

    Dear Slightly,
    You can always pretend you’re a virgin–especially in forests. Some forests are better than others, however. Virgin forest are best. And they’re easy to spot. They’re the ones with unicorns.
    –Mr. Last Kiss

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Hey John, great advice column! You could give Dear Abby a run for her money.

  3. John Lustig

    John LustigGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Thanks, Marg. I’m branching out–just in case comics are a passing fad.

  4. 4deerinmyyard

    4deerinmyyardGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    If you make love in the bushes–and no one’s around–you might not need to pretend all that hard.

  5. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, 2 months ago

    Well, something should be hard.

  6. one-non-blonde

    one-non-blonde said, 2 months ago

    I love it when the artist interacts with the audience!! Mr. Lustig, I hear this internet thing is just a fad too…LOL

  7. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I had to scroll back up to see if I had missed any lovemaking in the bushes in the comic today.

  8. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, 2 months ago

    I’m still scrolling back….

  9. Badto Thebone

    Badto Thebone said, 2 months ago

    Actually Mr Lustig you are recycling a comic from the 50-60 era and hopefully making a profit. I think the comic gig is pretty safe. However I am sure GM and Lehman Bros employees felt their jobs were safe also. Keep doing the side gig.

  10. John Lustig

    John LustigGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Blonde, everything is just a fad. I’m waiting for the Internet to be replaced by mental telepathy.

  11. Edcole1961

    Edcole1961 said, 2 months ago

    The copyright laws would prevent that from happening. Everyone would claim they thought of it first.

  12. one-non-blonde

    one-non-blonde said, 2 months ago

    LMAO…I love your work!

  13. kab2rb

    kab2rb said, 2 months ago

    You and another author of gocomics are the only ones who respond to commits. That is great could get ideas from people.