Last Kiss by John Lustig

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  1. frogapplause

    frogapplauseGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    It’s time you knew, Puddin’… your mother never figured out who your biological father is.

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    He does look a tad young to be her dad….

  3. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Good for you, sweetie, now let’s see if you can make it a month.

  4. Skyhawk_maintainer

    Skyhawk_maintainerGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    But how hard has she been trying?

  5. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, 2 months ago

    Oh, she’ll try something hard sooner or later.

    And maybe “Dad” is supposed to be a figurative term here.

  6. 3hourtour

    3hourtour said, 2 months ago

    .wasn’t ‘I’ve Been In College A Full Week!AndI’m Still Not Pregnant! done by King Crimson?…

  7. one-non-blonde

    one-non-blonde said, 2 months ago

    Something to strive for….

  8. Bender_Sastre

    Bender_Sastre said, 2 months ago

    We have a sure-fire contraceptive at the pharmacy: take a bottle of aspirin and hold it between your knees. Inexpensive, near 100% effective.

  9. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    How long has it taken to make it a week! Took a guy I knew 6 years to complete 4 years of college!

  10. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    She broke another record with the boys at the frat house, makes the first one even more impressive.

  11. ProfessorKid

    ProfessorKid said, 2 months ago

    Honey, I’ll have you know I helped your mother set that record. Well, it was the “Summer of Love”!

  12. John Lustig

    John LustigGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    3HourTour, you may be right about King Crimson. But this is the first I’ve heard of it or King Crimson. I just googled KC. It’s a band, right?

  13. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Just a week? How does she know for SURE she’s not?

  14. Badto Thebone

    Badto Thebone said, 2 months ago

    I was about to say there isn’t a pregnancy test on the market that can tell in 1 week. Give it a month at least.

  15. John Lustig

    John LustigGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Bad, you raise an interesting point. My reply is that at least one of the following must be happening:


    1. In the Last Kiss universe women know at the moment of conception.


    2. This young woman hasn’t had any sex in a week. (Not likely, I’ll admit.)


    3. This woman is making a huge leap of faith!


  16. frogapplause

    frogapplauseGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Suspension of disbelief. http://tinyurl.com/opxmv9

  17. John Lustig

    John LustigGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Great point, Frog. I do think there has to be some internal logic to any creation. But–like a lot of creators–I’m making up my logic as I go. It’s uncharted territory!

  18. tomoanime

    tomoanime said, 2 months ago

    That’s nice dear. You do know why you were named “Woodstock” don’t you?

  19. luckylouie

    luckylouie said, 2 months ago

    Bender_Sastre said,

    We have a sure-fire contraceptive at the pharmacy: take a bottle of aspirin and hold it between your knees. Inexpensive, near 100% effective.

    Bender, there are lots of ways you can make whoopie with a bottle of aspirin between your knees – some of them are lots of fun.