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Lalo Alcaraz

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  1. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, almost 2 years ago

    Reminds me of North Korea.
    Yesterday was Kim Jong “W” Un’s birthday, he was 30.
    He took over from Kim Jong “Poppy” Il. Next in line is Kim Jong “Jeb!” Yuk.

  2. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    We have to raise the debt ceiling to spend more on the most expensive military in the world.

  3. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, almost 2 years ago

    There are many ways to lower defense spending.
    1 – Retiring military personnel who work with corporations on government contracts should be banned from working for, or on behalf of that company, for 2 to 5 years.
    2 – Senators and Congressmen leaving office should be banned for the same length of time.
    3 – Ban legislators from voting on contracts or bills in which they have a financial interest. Not the way I want to say that, but basically, make them easier to fine/punish if a reasonable connection between a government contract and the performance of their stock portfolio can be identified.
    4 – Create 1000 to 10000 new positions to be filled with accountants, auditors, inspectors, regulators, and enforcers. These positions can be transfers from downsizing the military and other government offices, so there would be no need increase payroll.. Give these inspectors guidelines/laws/rules/etc that are clear and enforce violations severely. The fines accrued would be a well earned tax on their negligence, or worse infraction and help defray costs.
    A single inspector, professional, supported by his office, and unafraid of upsetting an executive or contractor being inspected can keep a levee from breaching, an oil rig from exploding, a coal mine from collapsing, a building from burning,…
    A single auditor/evaluator/efficiency expert, with the support of supervisors and the strength of law, can save billions in lost pensions, ponzie schemes, “creative” finanicing formulas, hyper trading, foreclosures etc.
    If the right person is in the right place and has the confidence to know the office and people served will give support, one person can justify the 20 year budget of an entire office.
    In a world where nations can rise or fall based on the value of currency is a Weapon of Monetary Destruction.
    Respectfully,
    C.

  4. Stipple

    Stipple said, almost 2 years ago

    @Respectful Troll

    “I have a dream”

  5. ARodney

    ARodney said, almost 2 years ago

    The defense budget almost doubled since 9/11, not even counting the costs of the wars. With Osama bin Laden gone, we can EASILY reduce defense back to Clinton levels, and be perfectly safe. Especially if we kill expensive boondoggles in fighter jets and missile shields that aren’t operational and have little prospect of having any use. And the point of the cartoon is, if you act as though we shouldn’t raise the debt ceiling, you need to be willing to vastly cut defense. It’s the part of the budget with the most fat.

  6. cjr53

    cjr53 said, almost 2 years ago

    @rightisright

    There you go, don’t put a net in place since it won’t catch some of the fish. Let’s continue to let all of the fish slip through.

  7. M Ster

    M Ster said, almost 2 years ago

    I’ll add another item to C Down’s excellent list:
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    House members must recuse themselves from voting and/or adding riders to bills where more than 10% of the money would be spent in their voting districts. (I wish this could also be applied to the Senate, but that would mean that Senators from many states would have to recuse themselves from everything.)

  8. Baleine

    Baleine said, almost 2 years ago

    @Respectful Troll

    The problem with auditors is that at some point they will start making cuts for no other reason then to justify their paychecks.
    Once that starts then they become part of the problem.
    Oh…its hard to make intelligent cuts without understanding.

  9. mdavis4183

    mdavis4183 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Defense spending isn’t the problem. $1 trillion thrown in the garbage by obama is the problem. Free money giveaways to unions and his supporters.

  10. M Ster

    M Ster said, almost 2 years ago

    @mdavis4183

    Please list the dollar amounts of any giveaways by Obama to unions. Can you come up with any that add up to even 1/1000th of $1 trillion?

  11. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    “Defense” and “Homeland Security” (33 new agencies created) blew that roof clear off a long time ago. $1.3 TRILLION, JUST for the F-35! MOre subs we don’t need. Retrofitting Abrams tanks the commander doesn’t need, or want! Hugely expensive missiles used to replace bullets. Drones, and of course, faulty showers that kill our troops. Nope there’s absolutely nowhere to look for cuts in “defense”.**sarcasm alert

  12. Anthony 2816

    Anthony 2816 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Why is it the righties tell us the main purpose of the Second Amendment is to keep the citizens armed to the teeth so we can overthrow the government if necessary, but they also want to keep that government’s military as large as possible?

  13. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, almost 2 years ago

    @ Rightisright – over the years many people have said to me, “Good idea, but no one will ever do it.” For a long time, it was easy to believe they were just cynical/fatalistic and lost hope. Over the last decade, it seems more like they are giving themselves a reason not to try. Is it laziness, hopelessness, or do they really not want a change? The ideas presented would put many K street offices out of business and limit future employment opportunities for military officers and ex politicians.
    @ Stipple – Yes. I have a dream. In my dream, your life is better and happier too, along with my the lives of my daughters, son, and grandchild.
    @ M Ster – I second the amendment.
    @ Baleine – Agreed. One reason we have so much waste is that no one wants to work their selves out of a job. Let’s get the job done first, then see if the savings and improvments made to our economy give them other jobs to which they can happily migrate. I also qualified the kind of supports auditors/inspectors/efficiency experts would need. If a good worker has a bad boss, the mission is at risk.
    And as you said, understanding is imperative, that’s why I said efficiency EXPERT in my first post as well as here. The word expert behind the other positions should be redundant, but I know not everyone in a position is an expert in that position.
    Respectfully,
    C.

  14. Anthony 2816

    Anthony 2816 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @onguard

    I don’t understand your request, Onguard, as I didn’t make a statement; I asked a question.

    Which part of the question are you having trouble understanding? Would you like to claim that the righties want to cut military spending and reduce the size of the military? Or would you like to claim that they don’t say the main purpose of the Second Amendment is to protect the citizenry from a tyrannical government?

    Or both?

  15. zekedog55

    zekedog55 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Anthony 2816

    Poor onguard.
    Your question does pose a conundrum for the clanging cymbal crowd.

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