La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 12, 2015
Transcript:
Cuco: My favorite thing. The letters to the cartoonist. Oh boy. Dear Sellout, I am a modern day Aztec Warrior and I feel your comic strip is an insult to the Aztec race. you are a treason-ous conquistador lover. You have never responded to any of my letters because you know I am correct. And also because I am typing this letter on an ear of corn.
The slaves who built the Aztec pyramid cities had more rights than llamas or granite. Which is probably why practically every tribe along the way joined Cortez in the fight against Montezuma, feeding Cortez and his men with indigenous food and drink, and mapping the way to Mexico City for Cortez.