La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz

La Cucaracha

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  1. In Colorado

    In Colorado said, over 2 years ago

    Cinco is a minor holiday in Mexico.

  2. AlnicoV

    AlnicoV said, over 2 years ago

    As if you need an excuse.

  3. Daeder

    Daeder GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Sim Patico is Spanish for St. Patrick, right? ;-P

  4. dzw3030

    dzw3030 said, over 2 years ago

    Don’t slander Cinco de Mayo, Budweiser might sue. :-)

  5. cipactli77

    cipactli77 said, over 2 years ago

    Let’s sing The Luck of the Irish by John Lennon

    If you had the luck of the Irish
    You’d be sorry and wish you were dead
    You should have the luck of the Irish
    And you’d wish you was English instead!

    A thousand years of torture and hunger
    Drove the people away from their land
    A land full of beauty and wonder
    Was raped by the British brigands! Goddamn! Goddamn!

    If you could keep voices like flowers
    There’d be shamrock all over the world
    If you could drink dreams like Irish streams
    Then the world would be high as the mountain of morn

    In the ’Pool they told us the story
    How the English divided the land
    Of the pain, the death and the glory
    And the poets of auld Eireland

    If we could make chains with the morning dew
    The world would be like Galway Bay
    Let’s walk over rainbows like leprechauns
    The world would be one big Blarney stone

    Why the hell are the English there anyway?
    As they kill with God on their side
    Blame it all on the kids the IRA
    As the bastards commit genocide! Aye! Aye! Genocide!

    If you had the luck of the Irish
    You’d be sorry and wish you was dead
    You should have the luck of the Irish
    And you’d wish you was English instead!
    Yes you’d wish you was English instead!

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