La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz

La Cucaracha

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 2 years ago

    ¿Francisco y Jesucristo son comunistas?

  2. Swalb%515

    Swalb%515 said, over 2 years ago

    That’s really stretching it now. He’s a lot better than that predecessor. He stepped down.

  3. A_Dream4u

    A_Dream4u said, over 2 years ago

    I often wondered what would happen if Jesus showed up today.
    The Republitards would all get right behind him and and start shouting, “See,see, we told you so! Jesus is back and now you Liberals are gonna get it! He’s on OUR side and now Jesus is gonna punish you for your lack of faith, and helping the poor and letting gays get married!”
    Jesus would walk up to the podium, look around the room and clear his throat. And just as the Right wing-nuts and Teabaggers start to sneer and rub their hand with delight. Jesus starts to speak, “OK, glad to see you all here, the first thing I want everyone to do is give up all your wealth and give it out as alms to the needy!” The multitude behind him would all blanch and start to choke before as Jesus continues. “Secondly, I need you to all put aside your petty differences and devote yourselves to a life of charitable giving and outreach….”
    That’s when a few begin to regain composure and the shouts start. “Communist!” “Imposter!” “Terrorist!” "Charlatan!, the few shouts from behind Jesus become a chorus of vitriol and venom.
    Before Jesus can even get another word out he is tasered by Capitol Hill Police and dragged of the stage and shipped off to Guantanamo never to be seen again.
    Don’t fool yourselves folks, if Jesus was real and he did come to our elected leaders to spread his message of peace, love, and equality for everybody… THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!
    I may be an Atheist, but even I’m loving the new Pope, Because he is a real Jesuit and a threat to all the greedy evil eliteist scum who really mucked things up for the rest of us so bad it’s probably gonna take 200 years to straighten it out, providing we don’t get any more idiots like Mitt the wonder Romney and GWB the dimmest bulb that ever sat in the Oval Office!

  4. CARAPORAM

    CARAPORAM said, over 2 years ago

    No, el viejito de la derecha es un judio mejicano….

  5. jc17

    jc17 said, over 2 years ago

    Years ago, I read a science-fiction story in which it was learned that Jesus actually has already returned to Earth, many times. Each time, he was treated exactly the same way. Finally, He gave up on us, and moved on to visiting other planets whose people needed help, leaving us humans to solve our own problems.

  6. echoraven

    echoraven said, over 2 years ago

    @A_Dream4u

    As a Atheist you have a far better understanding of Jesus than many of those in the faith.
    .
    I agree that this new pope rocks! I disagree with Mitt and Dubya being the dimmer bulbs (not that they are that bright mind you) but Obozo has the intellectual capacity of shredded cabbage…

  7. echoraven

    echoraven said, over 2 years ago

    @jc17

    THAT would be a cool read!

  8. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @A_Dream4u

    CRUCIFY HIM!
    CRUCIFY HIM!

  9. Kaffekup

    Kaffekup said, over 2 years ago

    @jc17

    Then there was the story about Jesus walking into a Catholic church (pre-Vatican II) and, hearing the Latin, saying “Oh, no, the Romans won! What happened to the religion I started?”

  10. alise duhon

    alise duhon said, over 2 years ago

    @A_Dream4u

    Excellent! That is exactly what would happen, especially since the GOTP is already calling Pope Francis a communist and worse. Although I am not a Christian, I do like Pope Francis very much. He’s taking Occupy’s message and running with it. I expect he’d be pepper sprayed and worse too, should the evangelicals get their fondest wish and he did return. They wouldn’t even recognize him, since he wouldn’t be white, nor blonde and blue eyed. In fact, he would look very much like those “others” that those good Christians feel are unworthy of food.

  11. alise duhon

    alise duhon said, over 2 years ago

    @nighthawks

    Of course! The reason why Jesus was crucified in the first place was because he was bad for business. All that talk of feeding the poor and caring for the needy was spreading sedition. When he drove the moneychangers out of the temple, that sealed his fate. Costing the plutocrats money is a capital crime, just ask the capitalists. Or an Occupy protestor. Or someone on SNAP.

  12. Agingstoner

    Agingstoner said, over 2 years ago

    @A_Dream4u

    Would you mind if I cut and pasted this on Facebook? I’ll credit it to “someone who posted on Comics Con”.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @A_Dream4u

    That is if he isn’t incarcerated in the nearest mental health institution for mental derangement.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @echoraven

    The most foolish thing you can do is redicule your opponent by under estimating them. You sir/mam are doing just that. The Plutocrat dream of turning us into a defacto nation state for them is still going on. Since Reagan with every president since is working for and with them. And they are winning.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @alise duhon

    Joshuah, Jesus is Greek, was considered a terrorist upsetting the people even though he was telling them to pay the Roman taxes. Some called Joshua a “Roman agent” instead for doing that.

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