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   Fairportfan2 said, about 1 month ago

   Columbus hadn’t the slightest idea where he really was - he thought he’d discovered a short way to the Orient - so this is a good joke, indeed.

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   sherpafree said, about 1 month ago

   The wonder of Columbus Day, Lalo.

   Here’s an Italian begging a Spainard for money to find a new trade route the the West Indies, and winds up in Miami Beach.

   If the Queen of Spain had known she was financing a Condo in Miami for a geographically challenged Italian she would have had him walk the plank.

   So-Happy Columbus Day.

   And still not as good as your Sinko de Mayo joke.

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   nighthawks said, about 1 month ago

   first thing senor Coumbus should do is to stop following Billy around…..you know how he dawdles!

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   Joe Allen Doty said, about 1 month ago

   Columbus thought he landed the 1st time near the Hindus River in Asia.

   In Spanish, that river is “El Rio Indio.” In reality, Columbus named those natives “Hindus” when he called them “Indios.”

   How can one discover a place where somone already lives. And besides, he was a late-comer to the Western Hemipshere as far as Europeans were concerned.

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   Trebor39 said, about 1 month ago

   Taco Guy can travel through both time and space? What’s your secret T G?

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   Ron said, about 1 month ago

   Taco guy should watch out.

   Columbus is going to steal his taco, wreck his cart, kill him, spread smallpox amongst his people, and enslave his children - all in the name of God of course.

   And then, to top it all off, the general area that Taco Guy lives in will end up being named after some dimwit Italian guy called Amerigo.

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   pschearer said, about 1 month ago

   Isn’t his name in Spanish Cristobal Colon? But few Anglo readers would know that.

   I’ve been trying to come up with some jokes based on the 13 Colonies, semicolons, and colonoscopies, but I’ll leave that to others.