La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for July 07, 2008
Transcript:
Voice from television: After 18 rounds of golf and several bike rides, President Bush held a press conference today at the White House. Bush: To ensure my legacy as a hardworking, compassionate, vision-type guy, I want to re-propose my mission to Mars thing. To show America's strength, I have now commanded NASA to have a manned mission to Mars wrapped up by next week - or I will have it outsourced to Indian scientists and/or telemarketers.