Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban

Kliban's Cats

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  1. barticle35

    barticle35 said, over 1 year ago

    Cats can also say milque.

  2. kauri44

    kauri44 said, over 1 year ago

    Fat Freddy’s Cat (from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers) could say an actual sentence: “Me out?”

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 1 year ago

    In Japan, “nyan” and “nyao” are more common than “trout”.

  4. curmudgeon68

    curmudgeon68 said, over 1 year ago

    “Bleert” is another favorite cat word. At least according to Robert A. Heinlein.

  5. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 1 year ago

    When met upon returning home by an advancing cat with its tail vertical and slightly bent at the tip, you may hear the word “Twweee?” This is not, as has been postulated, a greeting. It’s an opinion on your outfit.

  6. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 1 year ago

    My cat Misty only knows the word, “Now!”
    Her shelter name was Mystique, and I’ve never met a more-aptly named cat (it’s a mystique or mystery whether she’s in a good mood) except for my Theodore Isadore, who adores everybody.

  7. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 1 year ago

    When Misty’s being a pain, I call her “Mistake”!

  8. Vince M

    Vince M said, over 1 year ago

    @kauri44

    “Me out! Prowl now!”

  9. pumaman

    pumaman said, over 1 year ago

    I had a cat that said, “beer”. But he only thought he wanted one.

  10. lisapaloma13

    lisapaloma13 said, over 1 year ago

    Anticipated Shakira’s World Cup song by— how many years?

  11. lisapaloma13

    lisapaloma13 said, over 1 year ago

    See also today’s Non Sequitur.

  12. gir63

    gir63 said, over 1 year ago

    Actually today’s Monty comes close.

    Trout Trout Pretty little Trout.

  13. magicwalnut

    magicwalnut GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    In my house, wacka wacka is used frequently, and can be translated as, “here comes another hair ball!”

  14. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    One of our cats isn’t very social and prefers my step daughters room with the door closed


    When she wants out she wants out now! and it sounds like she’s in there saying “Hello! …Hello?”

  15. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, over 1 year ago

    @kauri44

    “I’m Fat Freddy Scat and I ain’t no kitty,”

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