Somewhere Limpid Lizard is using the worst pickup line ever used in a comic strip: “Hey, Toots! Wanna go to the pond and watch the scum form?”
They must have valet parking.
Trump’s favorite foreign restaurant! “Look, they even named it after me!”
Someone’s been screwing around rearranging the letters on the sign. But is it supposed to say “Camel Bugs”, “Gum Cables” or “MacBugles”? (Stop by the Games Club and give your answer.)
Seating avec des réservations seulement and by how much you bribe…er…tip…the Maître de !