Kliban by B. Kliban

Kliban

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  1. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    Show business tip #347b: Never accept a role that involves following the south end of a northbound horse.


    It’s bound to be a cr@ppy part.

  2. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    A small walk around within the range..

  3. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    “Oh, POO!”

  4. RedSamRackham

    RedSamRackham said, 7 months ago

    OMG! This reminds me of the use of coconut shells in Monty Python And The Holy Grail, a joke reused on live stge in Spamalot!

  5. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    Money talks and S___ walks.

  6. OldestandWisest

    OldestandWisest said, 7 months ago

    What and give up show biz!

  7. Jim Dolezilek

    Jim Dolezilek GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    why a cow pie instead of horse apples?

  8. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, 7 months ago

    “Ya know how when you pass gas that the smell follows you around? Well, guess what? So does the smell of …
    future fertilizer.”

  9. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, 7 months ago

    or
    “This year, I’m going to go as a cowboy for Halloween!
    My little brother is going as a ‘horse plop’.
    I hate the way he always has to follow me around!”

  10. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, 7 months ago

    I suppose if clams got legs in B.C. meadow muffins can too..hahahaha

  11. barticle35

    barticle35 said, 7 months ago

    I just learned today a fascinating fact: One horse can produce five tons of manure per year.

  12. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, 7 months ago

    @barticle35

    Well, if you ask me, that’s a bunch of crap.

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