Kliban by B. Kliban

Kliban

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  1. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Show business tip #347b: Never accept a role that involves following the south end of a northbound horse.


    It’s bound to be a cr@ppy part.

  2. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    A small walk around within the range..

  3. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    “Oh, POO!”

  4. RedSamRackham

    RedSamRackham said, 10 months ago

    OMG! This reminds me of the use of coconut shells in Monty Python And The Holy Grail, a joke reused on live stge in Spamalot!

  5. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Money talks and S___ walks.

  6. OldestandWisest

    OldestandWisest said, 10 months ago

    What and give up show biz!

  7. Jim Dolezilek

    Jim Dolezilek GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    why a cow pie instead of horse apples?

  8. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, 10 months ago

    “Ya know how when you pass gas that the smell follows you around? Well, guess what? So does the smell of …
    future fertilizer.”

  9. Nun'Ya Bidness

    Nun'Ya Bidness said, 10 months ago

    or
    “This year, I’m going to go as a cowboy for Halloween!
    My little brother is going as a ‘horse plop’.
    I hate the way he always has to follow me around!”

  10. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, 10 months ago

    I suppose if clams got legs in B.C. meadow muffins can too..hahahaha

  11. barticle35

    barticle35 said, 10 months ago

    I just learned today a fascinating fact: One horse can produce five tons of manure per year.

  12. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, 10 months ago

    @barticle35

    Well, if you ask me, that’s a bunch of crap.

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