Kliban by B. Kliban



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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Another classic!

  2. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 1 year ago

    Dang, I knew I’d been doing it wrong all these years…


    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Be sure to always take a bicycle pump with you, to blow up your head before ordering from the menu..

  4. pumaman

    pumaman said, over 1 year ago

    Or, never have a head smaller than what you are about to eat.

  5. Prof_Bleen

    Prof_Bleen said, over 1 year ago

    One of the three rules: (1) Never eat anything bigger than your head; (2) Never eat anything that looks like vomit; and (3) Never eat anything that contains tomatoes. Pizza violates all three rules.

  6. LafInLarry

    LafInLarry GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    It’s all so confusing. Some things are light and fluffy, full of air and you could eat that have be fine, having consumed only a small amount. But a tennis ball is full of air and smaller than your head but eating one of those wouldn’t turn out well.

    La Bamba restaurants that advertise “Burritos as big as your head” are bumping right up against it.

    Prof_Bleen’s rules are obviously wrong in regards to pizza. By the logical extension of his first rule as applied to pizza, one could never eat a hamburger or bacon because cows and pigs are bigger than you head.

  7. Pete Rogan

    Pete Rogan GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    So the whole roast buffalo is RIGHT OUT?

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