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  1. crystalwizard

    crystalwizard said, about 3 years ago

    I would never, ever, speak to her again.

  2. IamJayBluE

    IamJayBluE said, about 3 years ago

    “Language of Love”, Dan Fogelberg….
    =
    Actually, she’s kinda late… our language has become more of an informal one, compared to earlier times….
    =
    But you can never get through the day trying to micromanage somebody’s every detail… it’s unproductive, and unfruitful…

  3. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, about 3 years ago

    You could also point out that the English language is constantly evolving, and grammar that’s valid today maybe be considered obsolete tomorrow. That’s OK for nearly-dead old people, but us younguns have to adapt.

  4. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 3 years ago

    Send her over to Candorville.

  5. PapaBishop

    PapaBishop said, about 3 years ago

    I’m on her side.

  6. LameRandomName

    LameRandomName said, about 3 years ago

    I don’t not love you Mom.

  7. LameRandomName

    LameRandomName said, about 3 years ago

    @Barry Carter

    “US YOUNGUNS

    …And in this enclosure we have an example of the rare and elusive ‘Ironic Oxymoron’.

    Currently, this is believed to be the only example of this rare breed in captivity.

    OK folks…
    Let’s keep it moving…

    And we’re walking…

  8. Setebos

    Setebos said, about 3 years ago

    @PapaBishop

    Same here.

  9. June M. Moffatt

    June M. Moffatt GoComics PRO Member said, about 3 years ago

    She’s his mother. Why hasn’t he become used to this already?

  10. denniesim

    denniesim said, about 3 years ago

    She’s his mother. Didn’t she teach all this to him growing up?

  11. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, about 3 years ago

    She should be glad that Joe’s not using Ebonics, which is unfortunately widespread in the African-American community.
    “I’m going over to they house” instead of “their house” and dropping of ‘s for possessives (“Marcy car” instead of "Marcy’s car") are two big things that I have noticed.

  12. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, about 3 years ago

    @Barry Carter

    Many conservatives feel that any other version of the Bible than the 402-year-old King James Version is blasphemy.
    Even Quakers gave up “thee” and “thou” in the late 1800s, about a century after everyone else converted to the once more-formal “you” as an all-inclusive word.

  13. StoicLion

    StoicLion said, about 3 years ago

    @Barry Carter

    Sure, English is a dynamic language. However, some people are just too lazy to speak properly and want to use an excuse, like saying the language is “adapting”.

  14. royb0462

    royb0462 said, about 3 years ago

    Ok mom you aint letting me tell my story so you hear up

  15. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, about 3 years ago

    Sorry, kid. It’s happening as we speak…
    D’oh!

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