JumpStart by Robb Armstrong

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  1. emjaycee

    emjaycee said, over 3 years ago

    I love how when I miss a turn, my GPS seems to sigh “Re-CALculating” with such a resignedness like “will this IDIOT actually listen to the directions I am giving?!”

  2. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, over 3 years ago

    I actually had to change my GPS’s voice from British to American so it wouldn’t sound as condescending when it said “recalculating”

  3. hausof7mau

    hausof7mau said, over 3 years ago

    I want a GPS voice like the one in the movie, The Quest of the Navigator. Complying.

  4. hausof7mau

    hausof7mau said, over 3 years ago

    I would like a GPS with the voice of Paul Reubens from the Flight of the Navigator.

  5. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 3 years ago

    @Barry Carter

    I want a British GPS that’s deliberately insulting. “You’ve missed your turnoff, you bloody colonial sot.”

  6. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, over 3 years ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    Then a Dr Who voice should suffice.

  7. QuietStorm27

    QuietStorm27 said, over 3 years ago

    This could be my family, except the boys are older than the girls and they need two more to catch up.

  8. Kris Bennett

    Kris Bennett said, over 3 years ago

    @Potrzebie

    Now that’s my type of GPS

  9. samfran60

    samfran60 said, over 3 years ago

    When I first got my GPS, I couldn’t understand what a “mood way” was. Listening closer I realized she was saying “motor way” Funny.

  10. Fat Cat

    Fat Cat said, over 3 years ago

    Darth Vader voice on Garmin: When you fail to follow directions 3-4 times he finds your lack of faith disturbing.

  11. bashar327

    bashar327 said, over 3 years ago

    “You’re not the boss of me!” The mantra of the inept and undisciplined. Hopefully Sunny can turn him around.

  12. tegm

    tegm said, about 3 years ago

    hahahahahaha <3

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