JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 26, 2003

Transcript:

"How was your Christmas, Crunchy?" "Great!" "You said you were going to splurge on a gaudy holiday with all the trimmings." "I changed my mind, Joe." "I took my dog to visit the elderly. They really liked petting him. We had so much fun!" "I splurged on a gaudy holiday with the trimmings."