JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 08, 2002
Transcript:
"Hi. I'd like to buy my wife a spa certificate for christmas." "That's a nice gift." "According to my records, you're about due for a facial." "I just want a gift certificate for my wife" "You haven't been in for a massage since august" "We could fit you in today." "That was just a one-time thing. I don't do spas." "You didn't enjoy your massage, manicure, and facial?" "It was nice, but-" "But what?" "The whole thing was kinda...-you know." "No, I don't know." "Look, I'm a cop, ok? I have a certain reputation on the streets." "What is one of my buddies on the force sees me in here wearing a robe?" "What would he say?" "Joe!"