JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 02, 2000
Transcript:
"I talked to Morris, my nextdoor neighbor, he won't take down his Christmas decorations." "Why not?" "He's 99 years old. He said that putting up ten thousand lights took "a lot of work"" "He claioms the flying reindeer and the musical Santa nearly killed him!" "All of a sudden he's too "old and frail"? I ain't buying it." "He also threatened to beat me up if I bothered him again."