JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 15, 1998

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marcy: My husband is so stubborn. he is insisting that the baby be named after him! woman: a lot of guys are like that. take my husband for example...clarence doesn't even like his own name, yet he insisted on naming our son after him. woman: My theory is that men want tiny clones of themselves to push into pro sports. marcy: Charlene has a bizarre theory! wait until you hear this: Joe: not now. I'm trying to decorate the new baby's room.