Joel Pett by Joel Pett

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  1. nomad2112

    nomad2112 said, 27 days ago

    There ya go. Just blame some faceless industry for bad parenting.

  2. toasteroven

    toasteroven said, 27 days ago

    Yeah, this is just as silly as pinning the blame on video games, or “the rap music”.

  3. a.c.d

    a.c.d said, 27 days ago

    I would like to remind everyone that fructose (as in high fructose corn syrup) and as the secondary component of sucrose/table sugar (glucose bonded with fructose) is only metabolized by the liver, much like ethyl alcohol (also a carbohydrate). The only reason it doesn’t appear on people’s radar is because alcohol gets you drunk and soda just gives you everything else.

  4. harleyquinn

    harleyquinnGenius_badge said, 27 days ago

    Sure it make perfict sence to tax something we want to do away with. that is why we have income tax right? Can not have to much of that.
    hey I got an idea, how about we just make sure food stamps can not buy over sugar stuff. We have the fattest poor in the world.
    Other then that it is called personal responsibility.

    Hi My name is Hareyquinn, I have a two can a day habit….

  5. 4uk4ata

    4uk4ata said, 27 days ago

    Well, and here I thought you guys were generally in favor of sales tax :) .

  6. scottfreitas

    scottfreitasGenius_badge said, 27 days ago

    I’m reminded of whenever I stop by EZ Mart on my way home, and see some SUS (Single Unmarried Slut, a favorite Demoncrat voter bloc) waddling up to the counter, then depositing her freight of Bug Juices, Little Debbie pastries, and other sugary junk foods atop the counter.

    She haughtily whips out her EBT card, gives not a thought to all the men paying her to poison her illegitimate kids (men like me, and I don’t even get any of the benefits of being a father or husband, such as hugs and kisses), and then carries her junk food out to the decent, late-model car she can easily afford due to both the EBT card and public housing.

    The American Dream! Ain’t it lovely?

    And here I thought we had abolished slavery…

  7. Obamascares

    Obamascares said, 27 days ago

    Have no fear BO would never tax Kool Aid

  8. charlie555

    charlie555 said, 27 days ago

    ^LOL.

  9. rikoshayrabbit

    rikoshayrabbit said, 27 days ago

    Scott, I read you love Abigail Adams, but I truly believe you hate women who are currently living and breathing. This is a funny little tune called “Men”, by Martin Mull, that you might enjoy singing along to….

    It’s great to be on a ship with men and sail across the sea-o,
    We don’t know where we’ll land or when, but it’s great to be with men
    It’s great to be with men

    ‘Cause men can sweat and men can stink and no one seems to care-o,
    We’ll throw the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair-o,
    (Clog the drain with hair-o)

    Men, men, men.
    It’s a ship all filled with men.
    So batten down the ladies room; there’s no one here but men
    Men, Men, Men, Men
    Men, Men, Men, Men

    There’s men above, there’s men below, there’s men down in the galley,
    There’s Butch and Spike And Buzz and Biff
    And one guy we call Sally
    (And one guy we call Sally)

    Men, men, men.
    It’s a ship all filled with men.
    You’ll never have to lift the seat; there’s no one here but men
    Men, Men, Men, Men
    Men, Men, Men, Men

    We’re men and friends until the end and none of us are sissies,
    At night we sleep in separate beds and blow each other kissies
    (And blow each other kissies)

    Men, men, men.
    It’s a ship all filled with men.
    So throw your rubbers overboard; there’s no one here but men
    Ahhhhhhhhh, Mennnnn.

  10. oldlegodad

    oldlegodadGenius_badge said, 27 days ago

    My county, Accomac, has been named “Fattest in Virginia.” People here have potbelly’s hanging under their potbelly’s. Size 56 sweat pants are on the petite rack.

  11. rikoshayrabbit

    rikoshayrabbit said, 27 days ago

    Welcome to the Ugly Museum… http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

  12. scottfreitas

    scottfreitasGenius_badge said, 27 days ago

    Funny but depressing stuff, Rikoshay.

    Now go look at (mostly) black-and-white photos of John Q. Public taken back when America was undeniably a Christian nation, with Bibles and prayer in all the schools…

    Where’s all the fat people?

    Where’s all the obscene clothing?

    Where’s all the piercings and tattoos?

    Where’s all the freakish attire and profane allusions PERIOD?

    They did not exist.

    Yet the Left rallies against Christianity nonstop, and browbeats everyone into believeing ANYTHING is better than what America was like “back then”…

    Yeah, musta sucked to let your kids play outside with no worries, not stress about locking your house or car, go out in public and never be exposed to all the ugliness that assaults our senses everywhere we turn now…

    That Jesus, He was obviously a bad influence on America!

  13. toasteroven

    toasteroven said, 27 days ago

    Ah, the good old days!

    http://catandgirl.com/?p=1092

  14. DrCanuck

    DrCanuck said, 27 days ago

    scott sez: Not believing in Jesus makes people fat and ugly.

    (Well, that’s the best sales message for Christianity that I’ve heard so far!)

  15. parkersinthehouse

    parkersinthehouse said, 27 days ago

    Size 56 on the PeTite rACk ohdaD you crack

    me up

  16. DrCanuck

    DrCanuck said, 27 days ago

    My fourth wife was into the supernatural in a big way. One day, I saw her reading a book entitled “You Too Can Be a Medium.”

    I asked her if she was growing tired of being a “Large.”

    She smacked me.

  17. NoFearPup

    NoFearPupGenius_badge said, 26 days ago

    ^Poor suffering woman.

  18. striper77

    striper77 said, 26 days ago

    Dr. Cannuck stated,

    Your fourth wife was large. Was that your last wife are you on 5, 6 or 7?

    Have you ever wondered why you go through so many wife’s?

    You might have some serious personal and communication skills and / or these mail in order brides are not working for you.
    Did you start in the Philippines, then Brazil, then Mexico and know you have reached Russia.

    If you are an actual professor, that would not surprise me.

  19. harleyquinn

    harleyquinnGenius_badge said, 26 days ago

    Well, and here I thought you guys were generally in favor of sales tax :) .
    I know you were saying in jest but that is one of the misconception. I want a comprehensive change in how we collect tax by utilizing the Fair tax. This strip is not about a mere sales tax and it is about a “sin” tax.

  20. DrCanuck

    DrCanuck said, 26 days ago

    striper, I am on my sixth very successful marriage.

    The reason I am so successful is honesty. I am never, under any circumstances, honest with my wives.

    Take a note from me, gentlemen. When your wife says to you, “Now be honest; am I looking older?”, honesty is the LAST thing she wants.

  21. believecommonsense

    believecommonsenseGenius_badge said, 26 days ago

    Canookie, you’re full of jest, no? You don’t really mean you’re on your 6th marriage, do you? Do you?

  22. dtroutma

    dtroutma said, 26 days ago

    Back to the cartoon. Industry sells us “fat maker” products that lead to obesity, and many of those obese smoke, also pushed by “industry” with little regard for the health of the populace. They’d make lousy viruses, because they kill their hosts. Interesting that obesity actually kills more than tobacco(many obese also smoke), yet tobacco and alcohol are “sin” taxes we readily accept, or at least push on “the other guy”.

    Taxing stupidity is not the same as taxing “sin”–and may be more productive.

  23. oldlegodad

    oldlegodadGenius_badge said, 26 days ago

    D@mn you, rickoshay! I clicked your W-M link and wasted an hour trying to see if I’d made it. I’ll pick up at page 10 later.

  24. churchillwasright

    churchillwasright said, 26 days ago

    I actually thought that website was kinda stupid. These same people walk (or waddle) next door to Walgreens and nobody takes their picture.

  25. Corosive Frog

    Corosive Frog said, 26 days ago

    Sooky Rottweiler says;
    You changed wife six times and it’s successful?
    Another fine example of how humans make perfect sense to me.

  26. Corosive Frog

    Corosive Frog said, 26 days ago

    Brownie Moose says;
    No offense canuck guy, but that’s about how many mating seasons I had in my life.

  27. rikoshayrabbit

    rikoshayrabbit said, 26 days ago

    Yeah, Oldle… that web site hurts, but it’s kind of like passing a car accident, it’s hard not to look when it’s right in your face.

  28. striper77

    striper77 said, 26 days ago

    Corosive Frog,
    What kinds of multiple personality are suffering from?
    You post stuff from a moose, dog and mating season.

    I am sure you are mental health drugs.
    Are you the end results of liberalism taken to the extreme?

  29. NoFearPup

    NoFearPupGenius_badge said, 26 days ago

    Scott Frito, Jesus would have never called anyone a “slut”. So why did you?

  30. DrCanuck

    DrCanuck said, 25 days ago

    BCS: why do you think they call me “Canookie”?

  31. omQ R

    omQ RGenius_badge said, 25 days ago

    ^ @@

    ^^ Bravo.

  32. twieliczka

    twieliczkaGenius_badge said, 25 days ago

    Anybody know if that “penny pinching” women replaced her car battery yet?