Joe Heller by Joe Heller

Joe Heller

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  1. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, over 1 year ago

    I don’t think those green guys in the spaceship are jumping on welfare, flooding our public schools, stealing construction jobs from Americans or creating criminal street gangs like MS13.
    Other than that, yes they’re both aliens.

  2. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, over 1 year ago

    @Dycel

    Ha! Ok kiddo, keep the Internet tough guy act to your Myspace page.
    Btw You do know this is about ILLEGAL immigrants, right?

  3. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, over 1 year ago

    If I was an alien from space, no way would I land here.
    Much too dangerous. (yeah, I know, don’t say it)

  4. narrowminded

    narrowminded said, over 1 year ago

    The image of the typical illegal immigrant family strikes me as absurd and pure propaganda. The new born really tugs at the heart strings. Heller is just another progressive shill pushing the radical lefts agenda with deceit.

  5. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, over 1 year ago

    An astrophysicist was recently asked if he thought extraterrestrial life would visit earth. He said he thought they already had and didn’t want anything to do with people as self destructive as humans.
    I wish I could disagree with him.
    Sadly,
    C.

  6. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 1 year ago

    @Respectful Troll

    “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
    - Bill Watterson

  7. Stipple

    Stipple said, over 1 year ago

    “learned to tell only the truth…in order to achieve intergalactic space travel.
    .
    There are no dots to connect there. are you saying we are not on Mars already because mankind tells lies?
    .
    Science cannot advance because a man tells his wife he was out on business when he was really party going with the guys?
    .
    “only the truth” OK…those pants make your butt look huge, now can I get on the spaceship?

  8. Hawthorne

    Hawthorne said, over 1 year ago

    @PAJ

    “You described the Democrat goals, Dycel—more on food stamps; more on food stamps is the cry of the Democrats.”

    Uh huh. The GOP puts in policies that create poverty, and the Dems give some of them welfare.

    Both parties are doing the damage. Wake up!

  9. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The liberal space case..

  10. ThePupUnbound!

    ThePupUnbound! said, over 1 year ago

    No, not THOSE aliens. The ILLEGAL ones (with the huge calves)!

  11. edinbaltimore

    edinbaltimore GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Hey deerflatulence: It’s ILLEGAL for employers to hire ILLEGAL aliens, but they still do because “We can’t find REAL Americans to do this work.” It’s interesting that when Georgia(Alabama?) passed its illegal alien bill last year that crops were rotting in the field even though growers were willing to pay higher wages after the illegals left. So who’s the REAL Socialist? Do you even know the meaning of the word?

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