Joe Heller by Joe Heller

Joe Heller

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  1. Tigger

    Tigger GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Yes, it is indeed the end of the World as we know it Thank You R.E.M!

  2. Jeff H

    Jeff H said, about 1 year ago

    One of those guys is almost correct…

  3. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Anyone remember these little words, and where they came from??

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that ALL MEN are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

  4. r2varney

    r2varney said, about 1 year ago

    @Adrian Snare

    This would be a good opportunity to overhaul the whole voting system. A national voting registry.. a reasonable distribution of voting places.. and, to make it worth your time to vote..a tax deduction in the year you vote.

  5. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    And HERE is the part that the Southern States declared MUST be removed before they would sign.

    [Excised passagte on slavery]
    see Jefferson’s draft He has waged cruel war against human nature itself, violating it’s most sacred rights of life and liberty in the persons of a distant people who never offended him, captivating and carrying them into slavery in another hemisphere, or to incur miserable death in their transportation thither. This piratical warfare, the opprobrium of infidels powers, is the warfare of the Christian king of Great Britain. He has prostituted his negative for suppressing every legislative attempt to prohibit or to restrain this execrable commerce determining to keep open a market where MEN should be bought and sold: and that this assemblage of horrors might want no fact of distinguished die, he is now exciting those very people to rise in arms among us, and to purchase that liberty of which he has deprived them, by murdering the people upon whom he also obtruded them: thus paying off former crimes committed against the liberties of one people, with crimes which he urges them to commit against the lives of another.

    Just so you know…

  6. disgustedtaxpayer

    disgustedtaxpayer said, about 1 year ago

    we see our Christian heritage in the USA being trashed, step by step, and it is the prophesied “latter days” of the Church Age; Jesus said earth would be sinful and violent just like the population God drowned in the lifetime of Noah and his wife and 3 married sons. Evil is being called “good” and Biblical standards are being called “evil” by haters of God and His Bible, the only reliable written history of Man since Adam.
    God created Adam and Eve and instituted Marriage, in the beginning, in Eden. Adam’s sin ended the Garden Age, and began the war between good and evil, with Satan (Lucifer, the fallen angel) trying to steal every man and woman from God’s adopted family that will inherit eternal life. Death is the inheritance of God-haters who defy God’s rules and laws.
    Salvation is offered to all, but sin and human nature influences the majority of humans to defy God and seal their own doom. Sad. But Nature and history and Bible testify to the truth, to all Mankind. No excuse for missing Heaven.
    Jesus is the only “Way” and faith in Him secures salvation from eternal death. I pray many more will accept the truth and enjoy eternity with God in peace in the remodeled earth and the New Jerusalem that will come to earth.

  7. Jase99

    Jase99 said, about 1 year ago


    Those are your beliefs. I believe differently. In this country, we’re supposed to be able to hold our own beliefs without fear of being denied our rights. The right for gays to marry doesn’t change any of your rights. You continue to have the right to believe it’s wrong. Your church continues to have the right to not sanctify or recognize gay marriages, just as they have the right not to recognize heterosexual marriages they disagree with.

    The notion that the US Constitution was founded on specifically “Christian” values is BS. Most of the Founding Fathers weren’t Christian. They were deists who looked down on organized religion. Jefferson himself called for the separation of Church and State we enjoy today. He went so far as to creating his own Bible.

  8. Jase99

    Jase99 said, about 1 year ago


    “As for marriage, it is not in the Constitution. Therefore it is a states rights or community rights issue.“

    Government sanctioned marriage affords protections and benefits that aren’t given to non married couples. This is a equal protection issue. If the government didn’t offer married couples those protections and benefits, it wouldn’t matter who was allowed to marry whom. It’s both a state and federal issue because those protections and benefits are offered by both.

    ”I can’t wait for the gay divorces to start and things get all bloody and messy in the gay community."

    Gays can’t do much worse than the nasty divorces straight couples have shown capable of. My parent’s divorce took over two years to finalize. A friend’s ex-wife got so nasty, she made false accusations to the Secret Service. A former co-worker’s divorce involved the police on several occasions, 2 “permanent” child custody changes, and several allegations of child abuse and neglect. As for the “sanctity” of your marriage, that was diminished by all of those drunken Vegas marriages that ended the moment the couple sobered up.

  9. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, about 1 year ago

    kim kardashian

  10. edinbaltimore

    edinbaltimore GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Rush Limbaugh. Mickey Rooney. Elizabeth Taylor. Dems, Repubs and Indies. Preachers teachers and government workers. And of course Henry VIII, who created his own church to get his second divorce after the Pope granted him his first one!

  11. Hawthorne

    Hawthorne GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    “Anyone remember these little words, and where they came from??”

    Most seem to cite the Constitution, but I believe it is actually from the preamble to same. YMMV.

    However, I would like to point out that in law, and the generic, the term ‘men’ refers to all ‘men’, both genders, unless there is a reason to be explicit as to gender.

    Jefferson may have overlooked that detail, open chauvinism being the order of the day back then, but in 2013, I think we can afford to demand that that syntactical principle be adhered to.

    Women are not chattel.

  12. Hawthorne

    Hawthorne GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    “Yeah! I remember what it was written in the History books, They wrote;“All Men are created equal” when those same writers held slaves and large plantations where they could have sex with their slave girls any time they wanted! Can you spell “Hypocrisy” for us!”

    The slavery of the time has been addressed – You do recall the Emancipation Declaration ..?

    It seems something of an irony that homosexuality should be addressed before the fundamental issue of gender equality.

    Time to demand it.

  13. Hawthorne

    Hawthorne GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    “In other words, the socialists are ignoring their “separation of church and state” clause …”

    How so?

    What this does is ratify and confirm State’s Rights on the matter.

    It sounds like what you want to do is impose your personal religious standards on the rest of us.

    Your last comment is pure mean spiritedness. Clearly you don’t follow the Law of Three.

  14. zeimetr

    zeimetr said, about 1 year ago

    Heller’s portraying a false equivalency here. The Voting Rights Act protected the right to vote which is now at risk. DOMA blocked a right from being exercised.

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