Joe Heller by Joe Heller

Joe Heller

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  1. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Funny, we had a beautiful 75*, sunny day yesterday here in southern Kentucky, and supposed to be nearly 80* today!
    Maybe a shower later in the week, but that’s good for the lawns and the gardens.
    Not gray here…

  2. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, over 1 year ago

    If you’re in one neighborhood of Arkansas, it’s black in a lot of places. White and black where Exxon has put down paper towels to help soak up some of the oil.
    1 should be blue.except for the shoes. blue suede? I won’t mess with them then.
    2 gray or beige,
    3 Black, Looks like a Scot terrier to me. Though those bushes on the right wouldn’t look good in black.
    4 is confusing unless the man’s coat is as green as the bushes by the house.
    5 White, but a white coat over a grey/beige shirt? eh.
    6 tree bark brown or gray, but that makes those pine trees look weird. Wouldn’t help their skin tone either.
    7 Sunshine yellow, but that makes the house and the grass yellow too.
    Apparently, under current circumstances Mr. Heller thinks all is gray. however, it doesn’t look very “normal” if you fix it the way he is suggesting.

  3. edinbaltimore

    edinbaltimore GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    What, only seven shades of gray?

  4. furnituremaker

    furnituremaker said, over 1 year ago

    pretty here in East Tennessee also

  5. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I wish it was more “gray” in the skies. We need more rain! April Showers bring May flowers so I have been told.
    But this must be a liberal view, and I am sure he is going to blame man.

  6. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    Let’s see…Monday is quite pretty, Sunday was a bit cooler with some clouds, Saturday it was fair, broken clouds, Friday it was a bit showery, Thursday cool, and overcast…
    The last 5 years started out with great promise in 2008, but have been somewhat disappointing to lots of liberals.
    I look at it like I do with EVERY President since Eisenhower…they start out with great hopes, but partisan bickering and in-fighting usually end up dashing the hopes of the majority of the American people that maybe THIS time it will be different!
    Any other snide remarks??
    I keep reminding people on here that I’m NOT a Democrat OR a Republican, but a cynical Independent who believes that people go into politics because they can’t get, or keep a REAL job!

  7. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Could have been a cartoon by Robert Graysmith.

  8. Fourcrows

    Fourcrows said, over 1 year ago

    Maine doesn’t have Spring – we have Mud Season. Most of that should be brown…

  9. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, over 1 year ago


    What color IS socialism? Or Communism, or Libertarianism, or Democracy, or Chaos, for that matter? Can you tell that you have crossed a nation’s border by the color of its government?

    We get that you hate Mr. Obama, as do many posters here. It is amusing how creative the Obama-haters can be in tying together totally unrelated things to end up with the desired insult.

    My turn: “Jelly Beans are delicious.” “Well, they were until Obama changed the recipe and made us all sick.”

    Hey, this is fun!

  10. mikefive

    mikefive said, over 1 year ago

    @I Play One On TV

    Many I’ve seen on these forums make analogies that make no sense. Such as “Jelly Beans are delicious.” and taste like I’m putting on my clothes. Anything to attempt to make a point or counter point even if it’s senseless.

  11. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 1 year ago

    @I Play One On TV

    Tea-Party Republicans who throw the word, ‘Socialism’ around all the time remind me of a little kid, pushing the button on his talking toy over and over and over, coz he likes how much it annoys the grownups.

  12. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Mr. King

    He lives in right wing fantasy land.

  13. MortyForTyrant

    MortyForTyrant said, over 1 year ago

    Same here in Germany. I lost so much Vitamin D my hands started shedding skin. Will be at the doctor tomorrow morning (free of charge) to get my recipe (free of charge) or my transfer (free of charge) to a Dermatologist (free of charge). Hey, I just realized: it’s not THAT gray in Germany, compared to the U.S….

  14. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 1 year ago

    Joe Heller is way up there in Green Bay.
    Just another day in Paradise in central FL.
    I do wish the crows would be on their migrating way after 3 weeks.

  15. pirate227

    pirate227 said, over 1 year ago

    Life in the midwest, go figure.
    It was like summer here in VA.

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