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Joe Heller

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  1. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Oh GAWD! Another period of months, and months, and MONTHS of “Earth-Shattering” bulletins on the baby’s first burp, or it’s first poop, or WHATEVER!

  2. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @Ms. Ima

    Heck, I’ve had people tell me I’m disgusting for years…LOL!
    I think you meant Disgusted!

  3. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 2 years ago

    Outsourcing has gone TOO FAR!

  4. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, about 2 years ago

    As I said yesterday the Royal Fetus has a twitter account already.
    I learned about it from a huffpost story about 7 sites you could be wasting time on right now. (one had cats and another koalas)

  5. lonecat

    lonecat said, about 2 years ago

    Am I right that this child when born will be third in line to the throne? I guess Charles and Harry are numbers one and two? (Correct me if I’m wrong, I stopped caring about all this in 1776.) Okay, if by chance Charles and Harry both die next week, and if a fetus is a human being with full human rights, does it become Monarch in utero? Would they have to wait for the coronation until it’s actually born or would they try to do that in utero as well?

  6. omQ R

    omQ R said, about 2 years ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    ha!



    @ masterskrain‘Another period of months, and months, and ….’
    Think you have it bad? I live most of the month in the U.K. I might extend my trips abroad or make my absence from these isles permanent sooner than planned.
    @ lonecat: Harry is still #3 at the moment. Elizabeth II, Charles, William and Harry would all have to expire before the foetus becomes monarch in utero.

  7. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @lonecat

    I stopped caring about all this in 1776.
    .
    You’re a lot older than I thought. ;-)

  8. skibum70

    skibum70 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @Ms. Ima

    You already are!

  9. pcolli

    pcolli said, about 2 years ago

    @masterskrain

    I agree – and I live in the UK. There’s Royalty and royalty. I was never a “fan” of Diana, seeing her for what I think she was.
    .
    And what does being “gay” have to do with anything. @Mr. Ima has a slight difficulty coping with life.

  10. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @pcolli

    Ms. Ima is very much like Marvin;
    “Life?? Don’t talk to me about life…”

  11. corzak

    corzak said, about 2 years ago

    Shapur II, Shahan-shah of Sassanid Persia, “may have been the only king in history to be crowned in utero”. Some Byzantine emperors were titled “Porphyrogenitos” to signify that they had been “born into the purple”. (Some regulations and paperwork had to be completed for this, however.)

  12. lonecat

    lonecat said, about 2 years ago

    @masterskrain

    I vote that we stop with the gendering of Ima. As an insult it’s weak and it’s getting pretty worn out.

  13. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, about 2 years ago

    Can anyone explain how people get so worked up about reproduction? It’s not like it’s hard to learn how to do…..why do I see all the minivans and Suburban Assault Vehicles with stick figures of mom, dad, the kids, and the dog? Should I be impressed? Kind of like the “Baby on Board” signs that were so popular a while back: I understand that this was to tell us to be careful not to hurt the baby. But, there are some adults who are more valuable to society/family/community than some of those babies will ever be. Why shouldn’t we be equally careful when we drive behind them?

    Wait. I gotta go. I just got my new copy of People magazine. I can’t wait to read about Bob’s heartbreak and about Jen finding peace.

  14. omQ R

    omQ R said, about 2 years ago

    @corzak

    Shapur II, Shahan-shah of Sassanid Persia…. “may have been the only king in history to be crowned in utero”. ’
    Cool! So there has been a precedent ! :)

  15. lonecat

    lonecat said, about 2 years ago

    @corzak

    I love the story about Shapur— thanks so much for this. Wow. The crown was placed on his mother’s belly. How did they know it wasn’t twins?

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