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Joe Heller

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  1. D-squared

    D-squared said, over 1 year ago

    ROFL!!!!!

  2. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Why do you think they call it ROCK music?
    Those guys were playing when all you could do was “to bang the rocks together, guys!”
    (Let’s see how many remember THAT one!)

  3. Dredpiraterobt$

    Dredpiraterobt$ said, over 1 year ago

    Years ago… Now that I think of it, it was when Craig Killborn was host of The Daily Show, Holy crap!
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    Anyway, Craig was doing a story on the Stones and they had a picture of Jagger and the title under it was “Mick Jagger…Older than dirt.”
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    Then they flashed a picture of Keith Richards “Dirt”
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    So far no cartoonist in this go round has matched that one!

  4. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 1 year ago

    That reminds me, Pat Robertson said that the Earth is more than 6,000 years old on the 700 club Show.

  5. ARodney

    ARodney said, over 1 year ago

    Pat Robertson also admitted that when God guaranteed him that Romney would win, God was apparently lying. (Actually, he didn’t put in those exact words… but anyone listening to that charlatan should take note whenever he claims to speak for God.)

  6. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @ARodney

    You mean that senile old fraud is STILL on television, stealing money hand over fist from gullible nitwits??

  7. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, over 1 year ago

    @masterskrain

    When Pat Robertson is standing in front of St Peter, he’s jumped to the head of the queue, and taken directly to Jesus. ‘Lord, this is such an honour,’ says Pat. ‘Well,’ says Jesus, ’I’ve had this back pain since I had to carry that cross.’

  8. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, over 1 year ago

    I believe St. Peter has a very special place for people like Pat Robertson, Jimmy Swaggert, and others like them. I would love to be the proverbial fly on the wall when they are whisked away to somewhere other than what they expected.

    It reminds me of the Far Side cartoon, where the devil, while leading a man into a room full of banjo players, says, “This way, Maestro…”

  9. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The Stones got me through ’Nam, and it was soooo much better than all the “country western” way too many listened to, constantly. While I do like some Johnny Cash, listening to “Ring of Fire”, on an endless loop with nothing else, for 30 straight hours was something even Cheney would condemn.

  10. runar

    runar said, over 1 year ago

    “The ‘Stones! The ’Stones! I can’t believe they’re still doing it after all these years! That Fred and Barney!”

    — Stephen Wright

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