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Jim Benton Cartoons

By Jim Benton
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May 16, 2017
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God: Yes, you deserve to be here, but my Son doesn't like you much so I'm going to reincarnate you as a shoe or something.
Jul 27, 2017
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    Three Steps Over Japan  7 months ago

    I want a third opinion. What’s the Holy Ghost think?

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    Jefano GC Insider 7 months ago

    This must be inspired by that horrid Christmas song where the kid thinks Jesus won’t let his dying mother into heaven unless she’s wearing fancy new shoes … and the narrator of the song agrees! He assumes that the only thing he can do to help this destitute family whose mother is at death’s door is to buy her some nice shoes, so Jesus won’t refuse to even look at her when she passes on.

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    Raider Red GC Insider 7 months ago

    Welcome back, Mr. Benton; your unique perspective has been missed over the last month. Today’s strip got the first out loud chuckle of my day.

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    Coyoty GC Insider 7 months ago

    All souls go to heaven, not soles.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  6 months ago

    It’s been almost a month since the last new cartoon! Are there gonna be any new ones or should I just take this one out of my daily rotation?

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    commerce1943  6 months ago

    All done, Jeff?

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    commerce1943  6 months ago

    How do I get these dead strips off of my “favorites?” I’ve tried clicking on the ‘pin’ but they always show, anyway.

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