My laser correction surgery in ‘91 successfully rid me of glasses for 20 years but now age has caught up with me…My wife wants me to get “cool”, thick framed glasses. Arty, she says. I want functional, hardly noticeable frames, so discreet, light-weight, durable frames (’cos I’ll hardly wear them and I keep taking them off so the bendy indestructible type). That makes me bourgeois? Meh, while I shrug gallically, hand me a croissant, s.v.p.