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  1. Magnaut

    Magnaut GoComics PRO Member said, almost 7 years ago

    we are made of carbon

  2. parker5oh book'em dano

    parker5oh book'em dano said, almost 7 years ago

    so quit emittin’

  3. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, almost 7 years ago

    Actually, Organic Chemistry, the chemistry of carbon, is complex, and the key to all life forms–or their death.

    One little atom that does a LOT of different things- for us, or two us, and it deserves more respect.

  4. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, almost 7 years ago

    Fenn- yes, got the joke, but SKOAL (which I’ve used since getting rid of the Marlboro Man) tastes a lot less like cow poop. And i was expanding on Magnaut’s comment.

  5. fritzoid

    fritzoid GoComics PRO Member said, almost 7 years ago

    I admit, that one slipped right by me. I thought it had something to do with the cows…

  6. Bruce4671

    Bruce4671 said, almost 7 years ago

    hey I emit methane too!

  7. d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release

    d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release said, almost 7 years ago

    I thought chewing tobacco was illegal now.

  8. kreole

    kreole said, almost 7 years ago

    Copenhagen chewing tobacco…! HA!—I missed it..good job fennec for catching it….

  9. babka

    babka GoComics PRO Member said, almost 7 years ago

    I thought it was snuff more, fart less.

    http://www.genuinetobacco.com/smokelesstobacco.asp

  10. zuria

    zuria GoComics PRO Member said, almost 7 years ago

    Stereotyping there, scottfreitas. I’m a lefty feminazi married to a genuine gun-owning/hunter leftist, Obama-votin’ Texan, and *I * got the “Copenhagen” ref!

    As well I should - I’m usually the one who gets to clean out the residue from the bathroom sink (ick).

  11. fritzoid

    fritzoid GoComics PRO Member said, almost 7 years ago

    So we should mix dippin’ tobacco into the cows’ fodder?

    That’s something to ruminate over…

  12. Bruce4671

    Bruce4671 said, almost 7 years ago

    oooooooo thing! 666 so carbon is the mark of the beast!!!!

  13. jkshaw

    jkshaw said, almost 7 years ago

    He’s got the cows down pat, rolled eyes and all.

  14. johndh123

    johndh123 said, almost 7 years ago

    hey Bruce! Keep your methane to yourself! Oppps…….er…….excuse me……~’sheepish’ look~

    “We Have Seen the Enemy and It Is Us”

    • Pogo

  15. omQ R

    omQ R said, almost 7 years ago

    Thing/Bruce: I thought 666 was an incorrection and the true number of the beast is 616. Oops. (not that it will stop the continued commercialisation of the number 666. Nor the nutters.) Interesting factoid: Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia, or fear of the number “666. So, a phobia of 616 would be HexakosioiDecahexaphobia? (my wife’s still alseep else I’d ask her to give me a latin lesson) jkshaw: ha!

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