Jeff Danziger by Jeff Danziger
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Jeff Danziger provides a scathing international take on politics, finance, and everything else you aren’t allowed to discuss at the dinner table. Combining spot-on caricatures with razor-sharp writing, this feature will make you listen a little more closely to what they tell you on the news.
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RussellNash said, 26 days ago
None of those bankers would be caught dead in an American car. Bail out money only buys German cars.
Fairportfan2
said,
26 days ago
Heh. Might want to check the recent listings of overall quality in new cars - last i heard, BMW was behind at least one USA brand and a couple of Japanese.
shortass said, 26 days ago
Since when do they drive their own cars?
cdward said, 25 days ago
shortass, well they had to make some sacrifice – so out with the chauffeur.
scottfreitas
said,
25 days ago
Yeah, I’ve seen Wall Street panned on the news enough to know you don’t see many Caddies.
All expensive foreign imports, other than the usual mess of taxicabs and limos (and the limos are mostly stretched Lincolns).
4uk4ata said, 25 days ago
I’ve heard of welfare queens, but I never actually seen one, cadillac and all. Maybe she was just… invented?
NeoconMan said, 25 days ago
ANandy is right. This worn-out liberal scheme of attaching conditions and accountability to our bail-out money is revolting. At least Bush and the Republican congress had the decency to trust us to do the right thing when they passed that $700 billion our way. Never ONCE asked for any time-wasting or money sucking bookkeeping.
Jim said, 25 days ago
Looks like a late model Cadillac nose stuck to a car from 1968 .
Buzzy-One said, 25 days ago
ANandy, guess what, your wellfare queen was one of Saint Regean’s lip flappers. Now if you can unscrew the cap on that pointed little head of yours try and figgure weather it was the banker or the queen who’s done the most damage to the USA.
oldlegodad
said,
25 days ago
If you have ‘publicant friends, you have received this Email. If you are a libocat you will absolutely hate it. Sorry.
Great Democrat Speeches
‘One man with courage makes a majority.’
Andrew Jackson
‘The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.’
Franklin D. Roosevelt
‘The buck stops here.’
‘Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.’
And from today’s Genius Democrats……………
‘It depends what your definition of ‘Sex’ is?”
‘That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off.’
Jesse Jackson
‘Those rumors are false …. I believe in the sanctity of marriage.’
‘I invented the Internet’
‘The next Person that tells me I’m not religious, I’m going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.’
’ America is–is no longer, uh, what it–it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was…uh, and I say to myself, ‘uh, I don’t want that future, uh, uh for my children.’
‘I have campaigned in all 57 states.
‘You don’t need God anymore, you have us Democrats.’
‘Paying taxes is voluntary.’
‘Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.’
———
dtroutma said, 25 days ago
“I don’t remember”- Ronald Reagan over 100 times during the Iran-Contra trial.
“Um, well, uh, well ya know…” Anytime “W” speaks.
“I had better things to do with my time.” Dick Cheney on serving his country.
Scott Carlin
said,
25 days ago
You would think after 10 years that this “I invented the Internet” thing would be a dead issue…
“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country’s economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.”
Al Gore, March 9, 1999 to Wolf Blitzer
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/stories/1999/03/09/president.2000/transcript.gore/index.html
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.asp
lalas said, 25 days ago
I recall you saying some pretty stupid things there Lego… no one is immune.
HOWGOZIT said, 25 days ago
At least the lefties did not deny any of the dem quotes, olde. They just ignore them though.
longtimecomicsfan said, 25 days ago
And yet, none of those quotes can hold a candle to:
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
and you know, he never did. Of course, another all-time great is:
“Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.”
Seriously, to have books and calendars published, along with a whole new term being coined (Bushisms) just makes those other guys an afterthought when it comes to saying stupid stuff.
michaelwme said, 25 days ago
Who invented the Internet, Bush or Gore?
Answer: Bush. (Vannevar, no relation.)
HOWGOZIT said, 25 days ago
Better ask Gore, Michael
kat827618
said,
25 days ago
THEIR bailout money?
That’s OUR bailout money and our cc/mortgage payments, and their outrageous cc/mortgage interest, and their outrageous cc/mortgage fees … and they have the nerve to foreclose on people.
cdward said, 25 days ago
Howie wrote: “At least the lefties did not deny any of the dem quotes.”
Howie, don’t you pay attention? Scott Carlin just proved the lie about that so-called quote by Gore. It was turned into “I invented the internet” by someone who didn’t know how to listen.
And lego, the selective use of quotes proves absolutely nothing. You’d think you would have learned that by all the scripture quotes being tossed around this site like a food fight. You throw out FDR’s “fear” quote, but I bet 90-100% of all right-wingers hate him at least as much as they hate Obama. So the whole quote game you gave us is just plain dishonest.
oldlegodad
said,
25 days ago
Hey! Libocrats , I said you would hate it. I just copied the ‘publicant email I received. Not my selection. BUT can you site any sout\rce refuting any of them, except Bubba’s ??
motivemagus said, 25 days ago
Oldlegodad, you’re stirring things up with a stick again, as my wife would say. You know perfectly well that both parties have their share of gaffes - Bush has books full - and Scott Carlin already posted the link disproving the Gore remark, which has been debunked for years and years now.
And cdward is right; FDR was “a traitor to his class,” and thoroughly alienated all the Republicans of his day, let alone today’s – some of whom want to claim he botched fixing the Depression (not true, according to economists) and even got us into WWII unnecessarily. Remember FDR’s famous relatives were staunch Republicans!
meowdam said, 25 days ago
Apt punishment make them all drive Cadillacs .