Jeff Danziger by Jeff Danziger

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  1. Supercool

    Supercool said, 5 months ago

    why does the words on the back of his shirt keep changing?

  2. tpenna

    tpennaGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    I think Danziger’s just poking a little fun at the official government title for Kim Jong-Il. After all, he couldn’t be president as his father was officially the “Eternal President”.

  3. jkshaw

    jkshaw said, 5 months ago

    Jeff, tsk tsk – it’s spelled aphrodisiac.

    And what a little twerp that guy is to be leader of millions of people. Like Henry VI, for instance, or even better, Henry VIII. I mean, the western nations have had leader-twerps, too, like the leader of the US for eight long years. Just past.

  4. fritzoid

    fritzoid said, 5 months ago

    From Randy Newman’s “A Few Words In Defense of Our Country”:

    I’d like to say a few words
    In defense of our country
    Whose people aren’t bad nor are they mean
    Now the leaders we have
    While they’re the worst that we’ve had
    Are hardly the worst this poor world has seen

    Let’s turn history’s pages, shall we?

    Take the Caesars for example
    Why within the first few of them
    They were sleeping with their sister
    Stashing little boys in swimming pools
    And burning down the City
    And one of ‘em, one of ‘em
    Appointed his own horse Consul of the Empire
    That’s like vice president or something

    That’s not a very good example, is it?

    But wait, here’s one, the Spanish Inquisition
    They put people in a terrible position
    I don’t even like to think about it

    Well, sometimes I like to think about it

    Just a few words in defense of our country
    Whose time at the top
    Could be coming to an end
    Now we don’t want their love
    And respect at this point is pretty much out of the question
    But in times like these
    We sure could use a friend

    Hitler. Stalin.
    Men who need no introduction

    King Leopold of Belgium. That’s right.
    Everyone thinks he’s so great
    Well he owned The Congo
    He tore it up too
    He took the diamonds, he took the gold
    He took the silver
    Know what he left them with?

    Malaria