Jane's World is best described as a smart ensemble comedy, blending the classic comic strip style of Lynn Johnston with the racier writing style of shows like Sex and the City and Friends. Jane is the lesbian heir to the hard-luck Charlie Brown, somehow always winding up as the punch line in her own comic.
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Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago
‘I saw my life flash before my eyes … I think it was mine … I spent a lot of time out of my head…’
Clark Kent said, 3 months ago
♫ ♪ I just dropped in to see what condition
my condition was in ♪ ♫
jmcx4 said, 3 months ago
@Clark Kent
Your condition wasn’t too bad back then, Kenny. Now that you’ve had that face lift, weeellll…..
uh-oh
said, 3 months ago
Beards need to be lifted?
Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago
At home, on the couch with a hot honey on you. I could imagine than heterosexually.
Vic said, 3 months ago
@Bruno Zeigerts
Cold spasms shook them, lights danced sickeningly around them. The cold hard shore tipped and span and then stood still. It shone darkly
-it was a very highly polished cold hard shore.A green blur watched them disapprovingly.
It coughed.
``Good evening, madam, gentlemen,‘’ it said, ``do you have a reservation?’’
Ford Prefect’s consciousness snapped back like elastic, making his brain smart. He looked up woozily at the green blur.
``Reservation?‘’ he said weakly. ``Yes, sir,’’ said the green blur.
``Do you need a reservation for the afterlife?’’
In so far as it is possible for a green blur to arch its eyebrows disdainfully, this is what the green blur now did.
``Afterlife, sir?’’ it said.
Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath.
``Is this the afterlife?’’ he stammered.
``Well I assume so,’’ said Ford Prefect trying to work out which way was up. He tested the theory that it must lie in the opposite direction from the cold hard shore on which he was lying, and staggered to what he hoped were his feet.
``I mean,‘’ he said, swaying gently, ``there’s no way we could have survived that blast is there?’’
``No,‘’ muttered Arthur. He had raised himself on to his elbows but it didn’t seem to improve things. He slumped down again.
``No,‘’ said Trillian, standing up, ``no way at all.’’
A dull hoarse gurgling sound came from the floor. It was Zaphod Beeblebrox attempting to speak. ``I certainly didn’t survive,‘’ he gurgled, ``I was a total goner. Wham bang and that was it.’’
``Yeah, thanks to you,‘’ said Ford, ``We didn’t stand a chance. We must have been blown to bits. Arms, legs everywhere.’’
``Yeah,’’ said Zaphod struggling noisily to his feet.
``If the lady and gentlemen would like to order drinks …’’ said the green blur, hovering impatiently beside them.
``Kerpow, splat,‘’ continued Zaphod, ``instantaneously zonked into our component molecules. Hey, Ford,’’ he said, identifying one of the slowly solidifying blurs around him, ``did you get that thing of your whole life flashing before you?’’
``You got that too?‘’ said Ford, ``your whole life?’’
``Yeah,‘’ said Zaphod, ``at least I assume it was mine. I spent a lot of time out of my skulls you know.’’
He looked at around him at the various shapes that were at last becoming proper shapes instead of vague and wobbling shapeless shapes.
``So …’’ he said.
``So what?’’ said Ford.
``So here we are,‘’ said Zaphod hesitantly, ``lying dead …’’
``Standing,’’ Trillian corrected him.
``Er, standing dead,‘’ continued Zaphod, ``in this desolate …’’
``Restaurant,’’ said Arthur Dent who had got to his feet and could now, much to his surprise, see clearly. That is to say, the thing that surprised him was not that he could see, but what he could see.
``Here we are,‘’ continued Zaphod doggedly, ``standing dead in this desolate …’’
``Five star …’’ said Trillian.
``Restaurant,’’ concluded Zaphod.
``Odd isn’t it?’’ said Ford.
``Er, yeah.’’
``Nice chandeliers though,’’ said Trillian.
Buggerlugs said, 3 months ago
@Vic
Brevity is not one of your strong points, is it?
Lamberger said, 3 months ago
Succinct and germane isn’t he.
SusanSunshine
said, 3 months ago
Bruno….
Cut these labels apart and stick them on your life, so if one ever flashes past you again you’ll know whether it’s yours…..
Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago
@SusanSunshine
I was referencing HitchHiker’s Guide to the Galaxy(VIC got it) but I like your comment anyway.
Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago
@Vic
I was hoping someone would pick up on that, even if I didn’t get the quote right.