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   Alexikakos said, 6 months ago

   A guy walks into a bar. There’s nobody there except the bartender and a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar.
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   The man says, “I’m buying that woman a drink.”
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   The bartender says, “You don’t want to do that. She’s a lesbian.”
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   The man says, “I don’t care, give the drink.” After the woman gets the drink, she raises the glass to her benefactor.
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   The man strolls over to her. He says, “Hi. I’m Bill Williams from Terre Haute. So how are things in Beirut?”
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   crookedwolf said, 6 months ago

   No frogs were harmed during the making of this comic..
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   Clark Kent said, 6 months ago

   I had boots that simply said “moof”.
   (they were from a cow with a hare lip)
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   t jacobs said, 6 months ago

   wow!- where did you get that frog? paige is a genius to think of such a wild story! Help- i’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
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   ottod said, 6 months ago

   Oddly, my concept of aphrodisiac doesn’t involve talking footwear.
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   jmcx4 said, 6 months ago

   @ottod
   Wrong fetish for me, too.
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   Vic said, 6 months ago

   NEVER listen to your shoes, all they do is complain incessantly!!!
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   marchman said, 6 months ago

   @Alexikakos

   Cute, I had to read the joke twice to get it. :-)
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   jmo328 said, 6 months ago

   When I heard the joke it had two lesbians and the guy didn’t know what a lesbian was. When the bartender explained that they preferred women to men he went over by them and said “give all three of us lesbians a drink!”
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    wesbucey said, 6 months ago

    I think I’ve been raised too P.C. – My bar joke goes:
    A termite walks into a bar and says, “Where is the bar-
    tender?”
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