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   acellist said, 7 months ago

   C’mon… you must have a little Red Ink left somewhere!!!
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   echoraven said, 7 months ago

   @acellist

   Would have been a great touch.
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   onguard said, 7 months ago

   Dem Libs have more of a problem with smoking than Adultery.
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   Dredpiraterobt$ said, 7 months ago

   Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give A …
   .
   Hey! I just got that!
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   fritzoid said, 7 months ago

   @onguard

   “Dem Libs have more of a problem with smoking than Adultery.”
   

   
   I’m a Dem Lib who smokes but disapproves of adultery.
   But, since onguard has expressed an interest:
   

   
   THE TOP 5 DEM LIB REASONS
   ADULTERY IS BETTER THAN SMOKING
   5) It’s easier to find a hotel that doesn’t mind if you do it in your room.
   4) There’s no Commandment against smoking.
   Where’s the fun in that?
   3) Red States have most of the tobacco farms;
   Blue States have most of the loose women.
   (The Blue States got first pick!)
   2) “Sneaking a quickie in the tall grass” won’t start a wildfire.
   And the NUMBER ONE DEM LIB REASON ADULTERY IS BETTER THAN SMOKING…
   1) Adultery can cost you your marriage, but cigarettes cost you eight friggin’ dollars a pack!
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   onguard said, 7 months ago

   @fritzoid

   You point went up in Smoke.
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   fritzoid said, 7 months ago

   @onguard

   Your point was as insubstantial as smoke to begin with.
   

   
   But at least I was funny.
   (At least, I hope I was.)
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