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   The_JAM said, 5 months ago

   That might work better if they were released behind the runners…

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   IncredibleWerekitty said, 5 months ago

   Then the prank would just be making the run more effective.

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   The_JAM said, 5 months ago

   Exactly!

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   Greeneyed Texan said, 5 months ago

   This way they will jump all over each other to get out of the way.

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   vlechtja said, 5 months ago

   this way we can decide who is the most ophidiophobic of all

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   DD FENCE EMET said, 5 months ago

   I am the most ophidiophobic. I hate snakes too.

   By the way, that is one huge cornerstone. Hope no one stumbles over it while they are worrying about the snakes.
   Also, notice that it is ’ 1 ‘OK’ run. Is that the same as a 1 horse run? And which runner is OK?

   The starter should not have a hand gun. Shofar is better, or if unavailable, a whistle might do. Just watching out for the defenseophobics reading the strip today.

   OK - French transliteration of hockey.

   Great comic strip - we want Moore of them!

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   Mac said, 5 months ago

   EMET said, ”The starter should not have a hand gun.”

   How about an elbow gun instead?

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   DD FENCE EMET said, 5 months ago

   Because I believe you are stuck behind the eight ball, i will help you out with that question using a diamond rio in the rough. And I like tough shots to the green.

   It would only be allowed if the elbow was supporting two big guns in the form of a bicep and a forearm. Arm wrestling is still a legal form of defense, but only in cases of extreme defense against snakes. Against some people, you may lose. Never choose a form of defense that could lose. Mr. T would concur.

   My chosen form of defense? It should be obvious by now. So, lets go with the whistle or shofar for the race issue, and just table the big gun issue - by arm wrestling, of course.

   “I feel witty, oh so witty……..’ la la la la la.

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   DD FENCE EMET said, 5 months ago

   McGehee - are you really Bubba?

10. 

    nighthawks said, 5 months ago

    “JimFixxobia”
    the fear of joggers

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    DD FENCE EMET said, 5 months ago

    The gunner has to become a runner just to overcome his obvious fear of exercise. Maybe he’ll be last into the race just to make sure the race is fair.

    Going into jogging cold turkey.

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    joeday07 said, 5 months ago

    “I feel witty, oh so witty” - EMET

    I’m surprised a man would sing that.

    Love the comic Moore!

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    DD FENCE EMET said, 5 months ago

    I said witty, not pretty.
    Or am I flippant? I need an impartial opinion please.
    Am I witty or flippant?

    I did flip some fire ants around in my driveway yesterday while gardening. I guess I just answered my own question. But I could be both witty and flippant.

    What am I? I’ll check back in about half an hour so I can finish my housecleaning and laundry. The half hour is carribean time - so it could be hours.

    Bless your heart, Joeday07.

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    joeday07 said, 5 months ago

    Maybe your a whippet?
    This would explain why you are gardening, cleaning the house, and doing laundry in the carribean while chasing ants.

    **The incorrect spelling of the contraction “you’re” above was used merely for ease of first time reading and does not represent my views on proper English spelling.

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    DD FENCE EMET said, 5 months ago

    I think a whippet is a dog. Now you’ve gone and made me feel insecure about myself.

    So you are now hiding your real views….. you must be a politician and now you should feel insecure about yourself.

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    joeday07 said, 5 months ago

    I feel as insecure as a one dollar bill in a homeless stripper club.

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    DD FENCE EMET said, 5 months ago

    Oh, then you are a talk show host. Sorry I seriously offended you by calling you a politician. You know your job is safe.

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    joeday07 said, 5 months ago

    If humor be the medicine of life:
    Give me MORE of that crack!

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    Sandor_at_the_Zoo said, 5 months ago

    The 10 meter run.