Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 17, 2018
March 16, 2018
March 18, 2018
Transcript:
captain: what's this? bixby: your merchandising royalty check. captain:hey!! why's it so small? bixby: the economy. people aren't buying non essentials. captain: "nonessentials"?? i only lend my likeness to the most essential products available!! bixby: Then hopefully people will start feeding their kids "cappy vs upperback home electrolysis blasters..."
Try selling them as fuzzbusters.