Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 23, 2017
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Transcript:
tyr: After sacrificing my hand to save asgard, the dwarves forged a metal hand for me deep in the bowels of the earth using their vast cunning and dark elve's magic! It can withstand the flames of a dragon, the weight of a giant and the claws of a gryffon!! It holds my ax true and with this enchanted gauntlet I shall never miss my mark! Tyr: but, no, it doesn't get wifi. hamhock: ha! iphone: one, magic dwarf hand: zero!
Uh, I just checked my right hand, which is real, not artificial. It doesn’t get wi-fi, either.