Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for September 23, 2013
September 22, 2013
September 24, 2013
Transcript:
Fritz: Okay, Bixby, I got you a new cell phone that will change your life! It's the Mechanova-2 Smart Phone! It has a calendar, a database, e-mail, Internet, camera, plays music, movies... Bixby: Smart phone?! All it's really doing is just making more work for itself! Fritz: Well, I guess... Bixby: So "smart" is just, like, an expression then?
It’s something you don’t need. The ONLY thing you really need cellphone to do is make calls. The rest of it is just frosting on a supermarket cake. Which is usually like a quarter to half an inch thick and far too much.