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May 1, 2013
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Hamhock: I can't believe you never buy anything for less than a hundred dollars! How much did you pay for that martini? Captain Victorious: $200. Hamhock: For one martini? How much do you pay for a bottle of vodka? Captain: I bought this one for... a thousand dollars. Hamhock: A thousand...?!! Captain: But it's imported, see? "IL" stands for "Iceland." Hamhock: Chicago, Iceland? Captain: "Chicago"! Man, they got some funny names over there...
May 3, 2013
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