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Apr 10, 2013
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Captain Victorious: Y'know, I've fought armies of robots, quelled alien invasions, foiled evil dictators. I've moved mountains! Quieted volcanoes! And reversed earthquakes!! Once, I even had to reset the moon's orbit to stop it from crashing into the earth!! But quitting smoking has been the hardest thing I've ever done. Ralston: Well, let's hope at least the moon's orbit holds...
Apr 12, 2013
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