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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Two men were on a roof. One said, ‘You know, the winds up here are unpredictable. I bet you I could jump off, and they’ll blow me around and deposit me right back on the roof.’
    The second man said, "No way!’
    So the first man stepped off … and, sure enough, the wind blew him around and deposited him right back on the roof!
    So the second man decided to try it, and stepped off the roof.
    And plunged immediately to his death.
    The bartender walked up to the first, shaking his head. "You’re a mean drunk, Superman.’

  2. Johnny Robo

    Johnny Robo said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    why was the bartender on the roof?

  3. Kaywest

    Kaywest said, over 1 year ago

    Bartenders go where the conversation is..

    And Cap could only lift an oceanliner if it was somehow lowered onto his outstretched arms at the very center of its gravity, Otherwise, he wouldn’t be able to support its mass equally, and it would just lay on one end or the other.

  4. Sanchia

    Sanchia said, over 1 year ago

    Also, Kaywest, he would likely tear through the superstructure due to the weight being placed on one tiny area.

  5. MrJimCos

    MrJimCos said, over 1 year ago

    Kaywest and Sanchia,
    Have you guys completely forgotten about cartoon physics? There are no rules.

  6. Hectoruno

    Hectoruno said, over 1 year ago

    The joke was originally set at Windows of the World. The bar on the roof of the World Trade Center. Terrorists came and ruined a perfectly good joke.

  7. Mythfan

    Mythfan GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    If you’re completely invulnerable to cigarettes, then you would be immune to the effects of nicotine, and you would have no desire to smoke.

  8. StoicLion

    StoicLion said, over 1 year ago

    @Mythfan

    No exactly. Wolverine’s healing factor keeps him from getting drunk but he still drinks.

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