Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for October 25, 2016
Transcript:
Robert the plant: One man says to another," I just bought a book on plant care." Robert the plant: The other man asks, "why?" The man replies, "cause I want to be a good weeder!" Cough cough Robert the plant: "weeder?" You know instead of "reader"? You suck
It’s a start. But if you want to be a great comedian, try yours truly, Stephan Pastis, or hefty Susan Sunshine. Because if you don’t, your act will surely go to seed!