Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for October 19, 2016
Transcript:
Woe is me. Darin kicked me out and now I'm a homeless and hungry oompa loompa.- oompa loompa Sniff! Hold on! Someone in that house over there is making cookies!- oompa loompa Excuse me, I was wondering if I could have some of your delicious smelling cookies?- oompa loompa Sure! come on in and sit down, I'll be with you in five seconds!- neighbor Yes! *sigh* Everything's gonna be alright.- oompa loompa ...I'm Chris Hanson from NBC's "To Catch a Predator." Sit down, pervert. Oh, crap.- oompa loompa
Never say “Everything is going to be all right”
Don’t even think it