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   seyleigh said, 4 months ago

   I want that kind of funeral. And everybody has to wear orange and green too!
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   Agent54 said, 4 months ago

   The Irish part of me says when I go – Whiskey for everyone and dancing girls for my men. Than party on and feel free to dance on my coffin.
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   Three Steps Over Japan said, 4 months ago

   “It’s what he wanted.”
   “The reason it’s closed-casket is that the box is empty. He’s already been cremated and his ashes mixed in with the ink for the t-shirts on sale in the parking lot.”
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   Greg Cravens said, 4 months ago

   @Three Steps Over Japan

   I like that idea.
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   Three Steps Over Japan said, 4 months ago

   @Greg Cravens

   Got a better one for you. Mix your ashes in with some acrylics and pour it into molds for holds for your brother’s climbing wall…
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   YatInExile said, 4 months ago

   Find a sticker that they give you on election day, e.g. “I Voted Today,” and stick it on the deceased’s lapel.
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   Three Steps Over Japan said, 4 months ago

   And for you skiers, mold the plastic-ash mix to look like rocks, then have the rocks set along the edge of your favorite slope (secretly, of course). Your friends can all giggle when they take “deadman’s curve” and no one else will understand why.
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   no1scouse said, 4 months ago

   @Agent54

   “Finnegan’s Wake”, the song, not the book!
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   piksea said, 4 months ago

   I am feeling much better about this story line now. Thank you, Mr. Cravens.
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    PoodleGroomer said, 4 months ago

    “If I’m going to pour a bottle of whisky on your grave, may I run it through my kidneys first?”
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    Greg Cravens said, 4 months ago

    @piksea

    Yep, you have to stay for the reveal at the end to get the most out of a Hubris story arc. Thanks for hanging with it!
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    Darwinskeeper said, 4 months ago

    I kept gigling the whole afternoon after reading yesterday’s strip. It was even better than the Dilbert strip about “free beer Friday’s” and “forklift jousting”.
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    dillio9000 said, 4 months ago

    I feel like I missed something. Whose funeral is this?
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    Blackwolff9 said, 4 months ago

    @dillio9000

    Well,look who’s back! Got your sleeves all rolled up and ready for some ‘toon slammin? Can’t wait to see the gripes you’ve got brewin’ in ya!
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    dillio9000 said, 4 months ago

    Oh, Blackwolff. At least you can finally admit that you enjoy my commentary.
    But seriously guys, who died?
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