I wonder why ? Little Miss High Maintenance helped them along, no doubt.
Maybe she needs a bigger horseshoe.
440RoadRunner said, about 1 hour agoIt’s hard to tell through that veil but I believe that’s my ex-wife.She’d go shopping and buy everything that was on sale then tell me how much she saved.
But sometimes you can’t afford NOT to buy it. Even if you don’t need it. Or want it. Or like it.
I hope your not going to be like my first three wives. They all disappeared.
Have you noticed something? Look at any Herman, ‘wedding’ cartoon; the bride is always a head taller than the groom.
What does she expect when she carries the horse shoe upside down? All the luck runs out.
I had 4 housbands and I went bankrupt!
Already in debt; have you seen the bill for this wedding?
“…and I hope you like reptiles.”
You Think ? How naive of you.
Wife # 1 – Lawyer ( divorced and outlived )Wife # 2 – PR Executive ( divorced and outlived )Wife # 3 – CPA ( divorced, she got the goldmine, I got the shaft )Wife # 4 – Business Exec. ( divorced, she got house and car and disappeared ).
Now that I’m old and broke, no problems !
I like the other Herman comic where one guy says to the other, “My wife is spending my $18 tax return on a $400 fur coat…”.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart