Herman by Jim Unger

Herman

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, 4 months ago

    I’ve uttered the same sentiments about the return of the “little” woman. And I’m sure weighing in at 160, she’s petite !

  2. win

    win said, 4 months ago

    “Take my wife…please.” Henny Youngman

  3. Jo Clear

    Jo Clear said, 4 months ago

    Well then you didn’t lose it…The little woman will be back and wondering why you didn’t take out the garbage, clean the gutters, clean out the garage…So enjoy that drink Herman baby…

  4. PICTO

    PICTO said, 4 months ago

    A few more visits to her mother’s and you’re in line to be the biggest loser….

  5. N7326 Foxtrot

    N7326 Foxtrot said, 4 months ago

    One thing about the wife leaving to visit mother……clean socks don’t grow in drawers, but green stuff grows in the fridge.

  6. rshive

    rshive said, 4 months ago

    Always a catch, isn’t there?

  7. whmIII

    whmIII said, 4 months ago

    Not lost…just misplaced.

  8. lcdrlar

    lcdrlar said, 4 months ago

    Every year when my wife goes with my daughter’s family on vacation, I tell people “my wife left me.” And see if I get any sympathy. Then I tell them she wiil be back in a week. Boy, do I get funny responses.

  9. gaslightguy

    gaslightguy said, 4 months ago

    People used to ask me if I ever missed my ex-wife. Yup! Once, when she jumped back on the curb too quickly. True story.

  10. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, 4 months ago

    Must have felt like a little kid…. all that freedom. Chinese & pizza take out on speed dial.

  11. Bobzilla

    Bobzilla said, 4 months ago

    And she’s going to lose 180 lbs. of ugly fat. She’s coming home with a divorce decree.

  12. rgcviper

    rgcviper said, 4 months ago

    Ha—good one.

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