Herman by Jim Unger

Herman

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  1. Jo Clear

    Jo Clear said, 5 months ago

    Oh brother….I think you better sleep with one eye open tonight fella…wow

  2. battle of plattsburgh

    battle of plattsburgh said, 5 months ago

    He should put a sign on the lawn for her birthday: “Today my wife is XX years old”.

    That way she’d be happy when he forgot her birthday.

  3. Veteran

    Veteran said, 5 months ago

    That is going to hurt in so many ways. When my wife and I were first married. She remarked “Did you remember my birthday?” Of course I did but we were doing a suprize party and did not want to let her know and were on the way there. So I replied. “How could I, I wasn’t even there.” It got some looks that were strange but not too dangerous. She thought it was funny in a sort of way. She responded “Well I remembered yours!”.It was stated funny with a cold sinister feeling. I was soo glad when we got to the party.

  4. whmIII

    whmIII said, 5 months ago

    Not exactly the reply she was looking for…

  5. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, 5 months ago

    What he SHOULD have said:

    “How am I supposed to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?”

  6. JeepersCreepers

    JeepersCreepers said, 5 months ago

    I THINK he meant he was only a year old when she was born, so he wasn’t aware of her birth day.

  7. Jungfrau

    Jungfrau said, 5 months ago

    This one can be added to: And that’s when the fight started, emails that I get everynowandthen !!!

  8. Linguist

    Linguist said, 5 months ago

    rue Story ! I met my third wife at a surprise birthday party for a girlfriend I was breaking up with. but who’d never had a birthday party.
    Number Three and I lasted twenty years together , but I never tried to have a surprise party for her. She was much too smart !

  9. truecanadianliberal

    truecanadianliberal said, 5 months ago

    @Linguist

    That’s not a bad run, 20 years. How many wives since then? I have yet to have one so I am curious.

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