At least he can stand up. Dean Martin once said you have had too much to drink if you can’t hold on to the floor.And from Law Enforcement he has the perfect plan. Be safe, protect yourself, remember you may have a designated driver but the other clown may be on his on.My favorite saying is:You have two ways to party. With your friends or with me. I have some great party games. Walk and Turn. One Leg Stand. Touch finger to nose. Alphabet. Finger Thumb touch. Then after that you get the choice of a needle in your arm or blow into my instrument. Then give all your money to people you don’t even know. And then get your car out of jail. Oh it might not be much fun for you but I will have a blast.Have a safe and happy New Years.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart