Henry Payne by Henry Payne

Henry Payne

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  1. cubefarmer

    cubefarmer said, over 1 year ago

    Need to switch those captions around, Henry. You know as well as I do the IRS is taking a bigger cut than the winner gets to keep.

  2. TJDestry

    TJDestry GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Ah, this is so sad. Having to pay income tax on money you DIDN’T work to earn! Now she’s gonna starve to death.

    ’Scuse me, I have to get a tissue …

  3. jack75287

    jack75287 said, over 1 year ago

    Let me tell you how it will be
    There’s one for you, nineteen for me
    ‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman

    Should five per cent appear too small
    Be thankful I don’t take it all
    ‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah I’m the taxman

    If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street,
    If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat.
    If you get too cold I’ll tax the heat,
    If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.

    Don’t ask me what I want it for
    If you don’t want to pay some more
    ‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman

    Now my advice for those who die
    Declare the pennies on your eyes
    ‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman
    And you’re working for no one but me.

    And if you do a Damn thing about it we will Audit you. You hear me we will Audit you, every year so don’t try anything.

  4. cjger

    cjger GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Nothing is more irritating than a millionaire whining about taxes. Be happy. Your millions are yours because of our protections and opportunities. Most — MOST — millionaires ‘earned’ their obscene wealth through inheritance.

    “Born on third base and thought they had hit a triple,” to use Molly Ivins’ adage.

    Ms MacKenzie didn’t do much to ‘earn’ her $370 million. Taxes are the least of her problems.

  5. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Could be worse, you could be the person who gave her a place in line in front of them.
    Giving is its own reward.

  6. hphundt

    hphundt GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @cjger

    Why is wealth obscene? But you are right, besides the taxman she will be hounded by con artists and charities.

  7. ahab

    ahab GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @TJDestry

    Snerk!

  8. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    You’re invited to pay for the Internal Revenue Service party of absolute fun..

    Only, you’re not invited personally..

  9. Colonel Claus

    Colonel Claus said, over 1 year ago

    Is it me or does the guy from The Infernal Revenue Srtvice bear a strong resemblance to Gru?

  10. Harleyquinn

    Harleyquinn GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    . Most — MOST — millionaires ‘earned’ their obscene wealth through inheritance."
    Um NO, don’t believe me look it up. But you are a product of the wealth envy, class warfare BS that is from the Obama smear machine. Kind of a hold over lag from Obama making you hate Mitt. Now take a breath and try to prove me wrong.

  11. Ajax 4Hire

    Ajax 4Hire said, over 1 year ago

    You have that backwards;
    Largest winner of the Lottery is the government for they take more than half.

  12. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Ima and others: note: Florida doesn’t have an income tax.

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