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HOUSTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sombre ceremony attended by former members of the Bush administration, the former Vice-President Dick Cheney marked the tenth anniversary of making up a reason to invade Iraq. - The ceremony, held on the grounds of the Halliburton Company headquarters, brought together the former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, the former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, the former Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz, and other key members of the lying effort. - And the Elephants just can’t wait to get back in the old ball game. Palin and Paul, 2.2 years of governing experience between him; ’at’s my pick.
Jeb and Christie are the only ones who have a chance with the general public. You can’t win by appealing to just your base. Case in point: Mitt Romney, ’12.
It strikes me as “odd” that it’s actually all those on the RIGHT, constantly saying “Hillary”, and they’re the same ones saying don’t forget Benghazi, but make sure you FORGET all the thousands killed in Afghanistan and Iraq, for a pack of LIES! (And yes, too many Democrats lacked the spine to stand against the charge of treason for anyone who challenged “W” and Cheney’s lies, but not all of them did, unlike the Republicans.)
“but make sure you FORGET all the thousands killed in Afghanistan and Iraq” -- Name one Republican/Conservative who said that. . More troops killed in Afghanistan under 3-1/2 years of Obama than 8 years of Bush though.
I would love to see the ads ripping Jeb a new one. Christie can’t run because of physical limitations. He’d never survive a national campaign. The rest are trolls. GOPers got no one worth a dime for the next election. Sucks, because then the Democrats won’t have to work hard to get a good candidate.
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Radish
said, 3 months ago
If Jeb Bush wins he will take your guns away.
Rockngolfer said, 3 months ago
I think is way too early to speculate on who is going to be the nominee on either side.
Republicans please don’t nominate Jon Huntsman. satire alert
wmconelly said, 3 months ago
HOUSTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sombre ceremony attended by former members of the Bush administration, the former Vice-President Dick Cheney marked the tenth anniversary of making up a reason to invade Iraq.
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The ceremony, held on the grounds of the Halliburton Company headquarters, brought together the former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, the former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, the former Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz, and other key members of the lying effort.
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And the Elephants just can’t wait to get back in the old ball game. Palin and Paul, 2.2 years of governing experience between him; ’at’s my pick.
Kylie2112 said, 3 months ago
Jeb and Christie are the only ones who have a chance with the general public. You can’t win by appealing to just your base. Case in point: Mitt Romney, ’12.
SkepticCal said, 3 months ago
Now that Hillary Clinton is out of the government, she should tell what she knows about the Benghazi murders.
jack75287 said, 3 months ago
It seems that way!
SkepticCal said, 3 months ago
@Mr. King
The Benghazi tragic murders are not over until the fat lady sings.
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Hillary Clinton is not the fat lady!
dtroutma
said, 3 months ago
It strikes me as “odd” that it’s actually all those on the RIGHT, constantly saying “Hillary”, and they’re the same ones saying don’t forget Benghazi, but make sure you FORGET all the thousands killed in Afghanistan and Iraq, for a pack of LIES! (And yes, too many Democrats lacked the spine to stand against the charge of treason for anyone who challenged “W” and Cheney’s lies, but not all of them did, unlike the Republicans.)
ansonia
said, 3 months ago
Hillary will be almost 70.
But, I did see her little speech on gays.
Looks like maybe Botox or soft-focus lens, so maybe she is thinking about it.
ansonia
said, 3 months ago
@dtroutma
“but make sure you FORGET all the thousands killed in Afghanistan and Iraq”
--Name one Republican/Conservative who said that.
.
More troops killed in Afghanistan under 3-1/2 years of Obama than 8 years of Bush though.
Molon Labe said, 3 months ago
@wmconelly
And just how much “governing experience” did Barry have before HE was elected?
David
said, 3 months ago
I would love to see the ads ripping Jeb a new one. Christie can’t run because of physical limitations. He’d never survive a national campaign. The rest are trolls. GOPers got no one worth a dime for the next election. Sucks, because then the Democrats won’t have to work hard to get a good candidate.
Ionizer said, 3 months ago
@wmconelly
“And the Elephants just can’t wait to get back in the old ball game. Palin and Paul, 2.2 years of governing experience between him; ’at’s my pick.”
Hey, they had 2.2 more years than Obama did in 2008. (Voting “present” doesn’t count as experience.)
Ionizer said, 3 months ago
@SkepticCal
“Now that Hillary Clinton is out of the government, she should tell what she knows about the Benghazi murders.”
What, and make her Dem colleagues look bad? Whether you like her or not, she’s not done with politics.
Ionizer said, 3 months ago
@David
“I would love to see the ads ripping Jeb a new one. Christie can’t run because of physical limitations. He’d never survive a national campaign.”
Ah, such compassion from a liberal paragon of virtue. I guess you’re an equal opportunity hater.